[Closed] banks - rant content

I'm not sure they'll read this better of emailing them.

For the journey....

Thats right, have a rant on Singletrack forum, that will change the way they work. Maybe they just thought you were weak with a rubbish business plan, who would take out his impotent rage on an unrelated web forum.

just canned HBOS/Lloyds for HSBC.

i believe any letter to a bank should begin

"Darling Fascist Bullyboy......."

Dave all your posts are about culling or things being rubbish, I think you have *issues* you need to resolve. If you had coeem out last night you would have see a stunniggn sunset AND lesbians and everything would be reet fruity.

Well I love my bank - a few years ago I got a full refund of every single bank charge since I was a student (nearly £4k) and from my other bank I'm very shortly receiving all the payment protection I took out on a loan thats taken me 5 years to repay that they 'mis-sold' me........happy days!

This is a good rant. I like th cold, vidious bitterness of it. I think it might be construed as sneering in some quarters however.

[i]I despise you all, you vile flock of pathetic, sneering, incompetent sheep.[/i]

do sheep sneer ? 😕

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Only the dyslexic ones,the rest shear.
Ian

SiB - which bank is that? I'm still waiting for the FSA to sort out getting back PPI on a loan - ironically from the Bank which is the subject of the OP's rant. b*****ds.

Well at least he blew on here rather than beat up customer service dork.

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today was the last straw. i swear i would have hit my business 'manager' if he'd not been down the end of a phone. i may still drive to leeds and punch the derelict little sh1te, and i'm not a violent man. very sorry scruff I'm actually in a 'good place' right now.

monday morning, HSBC

and a turd in the post to Lloyds

iDave - grow up. I'm not even going to bother trying to reason with you or whatever.

If you've got such a problem with your business manager, complain. However if your complaint is to do with a lending policy of Lloyds linked perhaps to the sustainability of your business, it's nothing to do with them.

Personally, were I to encounter someone with an attitude like yours who wished to borrow from my bank, I'd do everything in my power to ensure you knew that your business was not welcome.

Alasdair - given that you have no idea what the dispute is about, or the sustainability of my business - which by all accounts is a phuckin long way better than the sustainability of Lloyds - why don't [b]you[/b] do some growing up. and it's [i]your[/i] bank is it? did daddy give it to you or did you join out of college with no business experience like the rest of the saps I encounter?

oh and i didn't wish to borrow from the bank either - seem's that they are the ones doing the borrowing these days as they were so smart at doing business........

An excellent rant iDave ......... which I enjoyed immensely.

Of course I have no idea what your problems with the Lloyds TSB are, but that is of little consequence - in fact I would say that it adds to the entertainment value of the rant.

I particularly liked : [i]"Next week I take my business banking to a different bunch of tragic phucktards"[/i] lol !

Ignore the negative comments on here, and keep it up - that level of swear-filter evading ranting, hasn't been seen since RudeBoy was sadly banned.

Thank you.

dear moderators, i'm sorry for using words which [i]may[/i] appear to have swearword like connotations. people like AlasdairMc made me do it

"just canned HBOS/Lloyds for HSBC."

Aaaaaaahhh that's a good one. Out of the frying pan into the toilet bowl. Enjoy the offshore call centres