[Closed] Ballooning holiday. NEVER again

I've just come back from the holiday of a lifetime - never again.

I went on a ballooning holiday; it had it's ups and downs

I wouldn't go due to the over inflated prices

I went on an abseiling course. What a let down.

Couldn't figure out how my seatbelt works. Then it clicked...

You sound like a basket case

I couldn't remember why I chose to go to a boxing training camp for my hols. And then it hit me

I thought I'd have lost some weight ooning balls for a week.

Prices have ballooned for those types of holiday and they turn out to be just a lot of hot air

Ballooning holiday. NEVER again

They have ups and downs.

Sorry to hear this - I feel quite deflated.

I'm just back from Mull. Had a lot of time to sit and think.

What a load of hot air.

I've just got back from Lesbos. Totally disappointing, didn't see a single one.

Sounds a bit of a pumped up idea..

Should have gone to Scotland, done some Montgolfing

I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only dream of.

Mrs Close, Headingley

Has anybody made the joke about 'ups and downs' or 'hot air' yet?

"You went ballooning in the Carribean with the wife didn't you? Jamaica?"
"No, she wanted to."

Montgolfing

*applauds *

When we first met Madam K was into skydiving. I tried it for a while but in the end it just got me down

I went on a mountain biking holiday once. Started off OK but it was all downhill after that.

bet your cheeks are sore

We had a very minor earth tremor on our last break.
It was no great shakes, tbh.

This thread is a gas!

This thread looks like it may be a slow burner.

I prefer to rise above this sort of thing

Best to just go where the wind blows you..

Mrs BigJohn wants us to go on a round the world trip but I'd prefer to go somewhere else.

I went on holiday to Poole.

My girlfriend has booked me into a Jamaican hairdressers next week. I'm dreading it.

I just started playing triangle in a local reggae band.
I stand at the back and Ting.

I went on holiday to Poole.

Poole in Dorset?

Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone.

FFS! I've been monitoring this thread for 8 hours waiting for someone to set me up, switch over to watch Liam Gallagher for a moment and someone turns up and nicks it off me.

<sulking>

I'd endorse it too.

Went on a skiiing holiday. Just like last year the only snow was on a glacier. Neve again.

<sulking>

Deflated

So, this ballooning holiday; could you navigate yourself or was it a led Zeppelin?

I thought about getting into skiing but I was told it's a slippery slope.

I'd endorse it too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dorset/content/articles/2006/11/29/_feature.shtml

Think yourself lucky. I booked yself onto a SCUBA course. The place turned out to be a dive.

Scuba divers: has anybody caught a scuba?