[Closed] Badly cut keebabs.....not safe for sensitive types!

Popped int pub for a quick slurp earlier..what appeared to be some local call girls, were out drumming up trade in the beer garden/smoking parlour....

Couple blokes sat near me avin their curry....bunch of classy chavs avin a fag and one spreads her legs to reveal the most knarly mess you could ever fear of seeing before your eyes........ she was only about 19, why oh why did i look? in this town it could only mean carnage........FFS, pretty lace knickers like her friend had on could of hidden the terror below...

Gotta get outta this place, any recommendations where i could flee to meet some worthy class.....ah shite...!