[Closed] At last! An app that can kill you.

Going to recomend the app to a few people.
Never bloody liked them anyway...............

£4.99 for the adventurous (35 1* reviews on US Store).

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/mushroom-instant-mushroom-plants-identification/id1135020853?mt=8

I'm liking the in-app purchases option... "SCANNING RESULTS: This is definitely a mushroom, it may or may not be poisonous, please pay $5 to find out more" 😯

I'd be more along the lines of

"whoops, the last info provided may not be correct. Upgrade to premium for only £1000 in the next 30 seconds in case you need an antidote"

It should really give taste notes and recommend an accompanying wine...

"I know what you're thinking punk, have I correctly identified 5 or 6 of those mushrooms. Well, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

"I know what you're thinking punk, have I correctly identified 5 or 6 of those [s]mushrooms[/s] mosses. Well, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

Sphagnum Force

For a few dollars, morel

I'd install this, but I'm running low on phone memory....

WAIT FOR IT..

You could say.... there's....not.....mushroom..on my phone....for any..more...apps.....

DrP

You could say.... there's....not.....mushroom..on my phone....for any..more...apps.....

DrP

You are a fun guy. 😉

[i]Sphagnum Force [/i]

I'm lichen what you've done there.

I like a pun as much as the next man, but I'm chestnut getting some of these?

Any spore puns?

On a similar but different note.. a few eyars ago I NEARLY booked me and my son (5 years old at the time) on a 'forest forraging and mushroom identification course'..

I soon realised that a 5 year old being told you can eat mushrooms in the forest would soon not make it to 6...

I think I'll wait till he's a bit older!

DrP

Any spore puns?

I hope not, it's starting to make my shit achy.

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I need to lend a (jelly) ear to these puns.
I shall put on my 'elf cap and see if you could die from ingesting these...

[i]I'm i'm chestnut getting some of these? [/i]

shame, there's some champignon ones up there.

Pah!
I'm going to stick with my SeeFood app.
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Is there a morel to this story?

Is there a morel to this story?

That's one app I don't need to pay for

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