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got the worst case of the runs i have ever had..
any doctor types know if there is a virus going round...and how to cut the suffering.......
please help me............ 😳
Yes, Grizzlygus is getting right on my tits.
not this week 😆 😆
24 hours of no food, just water. you'll be right as rain
funnily I read somewhere that bicarbonate of soda is good for bloatidness os I dumped two table spoons into a glass last night and necked it. Christ it tore me a new asshole 😯
lol @ stoner!
LOL @ Hora.
NBT has the right answer. Don't take immodium as you body needs to get rid of the rubbish inside you
Me too @ stoner ! 😀
Two Double Egg McMuffins and hash browns for Mr Ton..........
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Aye, that'll be that evil-crap I tell thee coming out of yer now
Ciprofloxacin. 1 tablet should do it.
I always take a packet when I go to 3rd world countries. Can get it by private prescription, which is cheaper than NHS.
probably that macdonalds you ate the other day. There were probably a few bogies and bum nuts added to it.
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Day 6 and getting really bored of it now!
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thanks for the comforting words fella's...
if i get a sample, and prove it is from the McD can i sue the bastard5... ❓
"Day 6" - I keep reading that as though its on Big Brother. A sort of botty Big Brother?
if i get a sample, and prove it is from the McD can i sue the bastard5...
It'll look pretty much the same coming out as it did going in
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Only now, at the end, do you undersand the power of the dark side.........
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Muuurrrgghhhhhhhhhhrrrrrr.........
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"botty big brother" - who's being evicted today!
Picolax anyone 😯
McPicolax anyone
yup, it's got to be time to drag the picolax thread out of the woodwork, it's been a while 🙂
Hmm after 6 days would it not be a good idea to see a doctor?
ton:
Am in my second week off work with food poisoning. I have recent experience!!!!
Try and starve the b*ggers out, i.e. water, odd plain bisciut/toast, fruit, and keep off dairy stuff. Flat coke is an isotonic fluid so keep it going.
We all had it, and last week didn't eat from sunday evening ( last feeling ok ) to a small bowl of soup wednesday. Luckily, body told me it didn't want food so wasn't tearing up the kitchen wondering what to eat. My whole food for 8 days was 2 bowls of soup, 2 light fish meals then it all kicked off again....
It wasn't a 'normal' bug, felt really off too, headache, generally rough and that lasted all week. Then sunday just gone, runs came back again. Uncontrollable. Bl*ddy awful - again!!!
Went to doc's, have been signed off this week. Interestingly, she gave different advice about food.
1. Eat bananas ( and tomatoes) - high in potassium, good for you apparently.
2. Eat carbohydrates, bread, pasta, and also eat what you feel like.
The last comment is a bit odd, but I know when really rough, I didn't 'feel' like anything, so I guess she's saying listen to your body.
It's the first time ever I've been this rough for this long, definitely not a 24hr job, and only had dihorrea twice ( though awful and totally uncontrollable - yuk) The rest of the time felt simply rough with it. Most odd.
Can't wait to hear back from Environmental Health......
yours no longer living in the loo....
Q
ps.... I think I remember you're in Scotland, I'm in Devon, so doubt it it's a shared bug!
Yes me too - there's something going round. Rest of the family had it first. Oh joy....
If there is something going round keep away from me!
It's in the manchester air mate. Your days are numbered....
So, just to rewind a little. Hora said that bicarb of soda tore him a new arsehole after he took it to relieve bloatedness. TJ lol'd. Obviously I am missing something?
snowslave - MemberIt's in the manchester air mate. Your days are numbered....
After the Bicarbonate of Soda episode last night I am firmly on the ropes. If this virus comes along I can see me being knocked out!
It's spread over the Pennines to Leeds. 6 poos today, plus a dodgy throat an bad head....
Sorry about the detail 😆
allthepies: 😆
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Q
Me and a number of colleagues have been suffering from something that has given us a bad head for several days, sore throat and a dodgy tummy. Too many for it not to be some kind of virus I reckon.
Count me in also- got it Monday after slating the kids about feeling ill because they had been to bed too late, not drunk enough fluid etc etc!!
Worst was I was due to take 3 clients to the races with no option but to get some immodium down me and man up!
How happy was I that the lunch laid on was a seafood platter! Saying that I won £60 so cant be all bad.
I've had to deal with a tsunami of vomit from my 6 year old for the last 24 hours. The next 24 hours consist of laundry and cleaning non stop 🙁
jojoA1 - Member
Me and a number of colleagues have been suffering from something that has given us a bad head for several days, sore throat and a dodgy tummy. Too many for it not to be some kind of virus I reckon.
Sounds like you've all slept with yours truly 😯 8)
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isn't the sh1ts one possible symptom of swine flu?
isn't the sh1ts one possible symptom of swine flu?
Or winter virus, or food poisoning, or etc etc etc etc etc
I wasn't asking you
mine has now gone..
just had a plate of home made chip (proper thick) 2 eggs (snotty) 1 tin of beans and sausage and 5 slices of warburtons.......so i must be better.
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Have a few spoons of bisto that will thicken it up
igmc...
Norovirus? The winter vomiting bug. Its always around and going around. Should only last 48 hours though....
ton: I hope tomorrow you'll still be ok!!!
fingers crossed......
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I had that for approx 3hrs- blamed it on a bag of oranges I had just eaten. Through up about 6times then had my tea. GF was in bed for days though. Soft lass 😀
I had a big mucky curry last night, and this morning I've got an arse like a sauce bottle top.
There's ALWAYS a virus going around, thats what they do.
24 hours of no food, just water. you'll be right as rain
Last time I got it I did 5 days, yes 5 whole 24 hour periods, with no food and just 1 litre of water for the duration, anything greater quantity forced itself back out of either end. It then took me the whole weekend to rehydrate and return to normal human form. Could barely make it to the phone to call the missus and spent several hours asleep on the bathroom floor as I couldn't risk the distance across the hall!
Just read up the full official symptoms of Swine Flu, and that's definitely what I've had. Every one of the symptoms.
What about rashers?
What about rashers?
I had some but the doc gave me some oinkment for them
Bet it made you feel weeeek...
ive had stomach cramps and rusty water since last night, headache , temperature and worn out. i just needed a flat fire on the tenth floor today ;-(