[Closed] Anyone know any german?

fat

fat ?

it means de-oiled

try this simple and easy to use translator (like on and on did)

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

De-0iled,

Mrs Rickmeister is German... but de-oiled what? The "what"is important.......

yep, babelfish usually makes a good try at most things.

Babelfish... hmm

1) find some good English prose
2) use Babelfish to translate it into another language (any will do)
3) use Babelfish to translate the results back into English
4) compare the resulting 'english' with your original sample...

have fun 😉

nein ich habe keine german skills!

apart from:

hast du ein scwarzwelde kierstorte? [i]have you any black forest gateaux[/i]

ich habe ein lange schlange [i]i have a long snake[/i]

ich bin zwolf [i]i am 12[/i]

I only speak Swiss German, which makes me almost impossible to understand in Germany.

My mate Andy from Bradford knows some German. Sadly, not a lot of it is very useful in an everyday context, as he learnt it from watching rudey films. He also knows a bit of Swedish, Danish and a smattering of Bulgarian.

Ich habe eine Große Wellensittich.

Welche farbe ist der Wellensittich?

Der Wellensittich is [i]blau[/i].

[i]I only speak Swiss German[/i]

besch Schwiizer ?

9.

That's very strange then.

I used a few translators and came up with nowt.

nein ich habe keine german skills!

apart from:

hast du ein scwarzwelde kierstorte? have you any black forest gateaux

ich habe ein lange schlange i have a long snake

ich bin zwolf i am 12

Now why would you tell anyone you have a very long snake? Unless you meant penis. But how would you get that in the conversion?

hast du ein scwarzwelde kierstorte?

nein

aber ich habe eine sehr lange Penis.

Ich bedeute Schlange

(according to babel)