[Closed] Anyone got a barge pole?

Just received this in response to an advert on another site...

Hello,
Thanks for the quick response about the product am buying from
you,anyway the price is OK by me but i will like you to know that
payment will be made by Cheque
If this mode of payment is OK by you. Kindly send your information
which you will like to receive the payment from the post man, so that
i can instruct my secretary to issued it immediately

Name to be on Cheque:.....
Address where Cheque will be received by you:.......
Phone Number's such as Mobile,Land line and Office number:....
Asking Price.........

Never mind about the pick up, it will be after you must have cleared
the payment from your Bank Account.
Await your Quick Response so that i can arrange for the payment immediately.

Thanks and Get back

It made me chuckle anyway...