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[Closed] Anybody here work for the HSE?

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I am applying for a job as trainee H&S inspector, any tips wold be much appreciated.

Mike


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 7:30 pm
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Based on experience,

Practice a sharp intake of breath,

Buy a clipboard, and a high viz jacket and a big box of Persil as you never see one in a dirty jacket,

A green biro,they always have a green biro,

A joke book as they have ,No sence of humour,

Seriously a really interesting job one i would love to do after being a paramedic.


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 7:52 pm
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You will end up buying plastic cutlery and doing risk assesments before sex!
Seriously thou best of luck ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 7:56 pm
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Great time to be joining the public sector!


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 7:57 pm
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I applied years ago, got through to the final selection 'event', this was the third of them. Sell your experience, even though I had a lot in environmental consultancy it wasn't enough at the side of offshore workers, solicitors, mines H&S reps etc. They wanted a lot of industrial experience and people that are worldly wise. Was very disappointed I missed out, as it would have been a great job. I deal a lot with them now for incident work and COMAH etc.

Good luck.


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 7:58 pm
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learn the definition of "as far as is reasonably practicable" and understand how to apply it in real world situations.


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 7:59 pm
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A mate of mine is a H&S guy at the council, and has his own business as well - he is relatively normal, and I love to wind him up by passing on stories of Daily Mail "H&S gone mad" type stories, as he will confirm that the issue is actually a non H&S person being paranoid rather than any legal requirements!


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 8:13 pm
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I've just done two years with them in bootle

typically a hse inspector..

is both knowledgeable and experienced in their chosen field

stubborn and will stick to their guns - they want people who are not a push over

civil service types

generally good to work for, although I did it as a contractor doing management rather than safety.


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 8:27 pm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-11590909

He had the wrong type of gloves, alledgedly.

Unemployment in Hull may well have just risen by one, the one who handed out the gloves.


 
Posted : 20/10/2010 8:30 pm