[Closed] Any Santander peeps on here?

Rant start:
I live overseas but still have some of my salary paid into my UK Santander bank account. Why do I have to phone up every 3 months to tell you I'm living overseas and might want to use my card over here, also why am I limited to 3 countries and can't have Europe wide coverage? I can understand credit card fraud concerns, however it is a complete PITA phoning up trying to explain to someone that I am not in the UK, I'm not on holiday, I just live over here and might want to access some of my chuffin money that you are using.
Rant end.
Oh yea, did my scaphoid on Wednesday, second time in 3 years, so I might be a little hacked off!