MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Show us your puppies
[i]Show us your puppies [/i]
swiftly followed by a banning, in some cases.
"Can anybody with Photoshop/Illustrator skills help me..."
"Women are mental, all of them. The fact I've never had a successful relationship is clearly the fault of 51% of the population."
"[Massively offensive statement]+[whimisical emoticon]=BANTER"
"Is [country in the Middle East] going to be invaded?"
"warning: [subject matter] content"
"FTFY"
"I have a horrendous condition or injury that clearly requires medical attention, but instead of going to the doctors I'll ask for advice on a biking forum."
"MTFU"
That should be it's, not its. YOU MORON
I am an engineer.
Dandy horse
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"This is knife, get in the van"
what the flip does wtf mean?
Where's the best place to stay near Glentress?
I wouldn't even get on a turbo-trainer without a helmet.
I hate Christians (I'd like to hate Muslims but they aren't such a soft target).
Nice bike mate, but that lawn needs mowing.
Blah blah Glentress blah blah can't be bothered to check the two zillion similar threads.
I hate Thatcher.
Center, meter, whiskey, there, their, they're......I can't spell and my grammar is no better.
I believe in freedom of speech, but only if you don't say something I disagree with.
I'm desperate to be offended today. Please, please, please will somebody post something that mentions people from another country so I can get on my moral high horse.
Pulls up chair
ROFL
Rim brakes on road bikes are rubbish.
I am going to ([b]do something that anyone with average mental and motor skills should be able to do without thinking[/b])any tips? will I die?
The best one recently was "what tyre pressure for HTN"
Is that this years?
Orange 5
Cotic Soul
Single speed
Mohair jumper.
Coffee Grinder.
Kashima dropper post?
There you go!
and...
"Just back from shredding the gnar on spooky wood on my ridgid 29er" kinda fannery. 😯
"Clarkson is a legend/dick" *Delete as appropriate.
+1
Wee in their shoes
Oh and what is brown pow???!! all about?? (that's an actually question rather than something said on here)
Oh and what is brown pow???!! all about?? (that's an actually question rather than something said on here)
Think it means loam?
Oh I see 🙂
Have these spokes been cut, or snapped?
One hundred
We're doomed
dibs
Singletrack hive mind
what ratio for singlespeeding?
answer: Grow a beard!
show me your Cotic Souls/BFEs *
Should I buy from CRC even though they will compromise my credit card/the stuff comes in very large boxes/my Brother owns the LBS?
what tyres for mud/snow/life?
i'm probably gay but can I have some expensive razor/watch advice to help keep me in macho denial
* posted on that one too...
do tomatoes count as fruit?
One hundred
It's 'wunundred' catfleas duh
Big hitters will be here soon
I have a BMI of 75 which puts me in the morbidly obese jabber the hutt category. However, as the BMI doesnt work for body builders, and I played rugby once at school, I can ignore it and continue eating cake
Piss poor rant 1/10 for caps lock.
How can others not be as clever as me? Why oh why can't they just SEE that they're wrong, really?
Big(s)hitters poem:
Uber pc know-it-alls
and you can't argue back though they're talking balls
Left wing, veggie, hippie knobs
If you're all so fuc&!ng smart why have you got such sh!t jobs.
"Troutie, check your spam folder please."
ygm
Macs are great/pooh
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FTW
Nice chip on your shoulder there swollen.
swollen is very well balanced, a big chip on each shoulder.
One for the oldies amongst us...... 8)
Inbred.
Look at the posting history of swollen - a regular's sleeper ID. Someone too weak to use their normal login. For that reason, I'll take anything they say as the ramblings of a pussy.
There's a word missing from the title of this thread surely...content ?
"Help me, I am useless and cant make decisions on my own"
This!!!!
Oh yeah and " 29er wheels just explode!!"
"People that wear armour/pad are stupid"
"I only have 50k to spend on (fill in gap), I can totally decide what I want but just need to let you all know how much money I have to make me feel better about myself"
Gopping
Filing cabinet
Who's making this video then? I nominate Philpott. D
Nice bike but those cables need shortening.
Leatte Braces are fashion items FACT! THE R&D alone make them worth every penny of the £550 I paid for mine (carbon Ti unobtanioum fluro model).
All Carbon frames are Hexed! and will explode.
"Sex with an octopus"
That is all.
It does annoy me irrationally when people put "off topic" when posting in the chat forum. It's a chat forum, so if its not about bikes there is no such thing as off topic.
It's one of those little things that shouldn't bug me but just thought I would get that out of my system on this thread. Feel much better now : )
Jedi..... Been Jedied..... Jedi planned.... Jedi worship..... Jedi has big.....
Jedi....
"would you have it with custard?"
Mostly dogmatic, sanctimonious, negative drivel. Garnished with a bit of banter and bike knowledge.
yea everything you cant do... fear me! 🙂
/thread
"missing the point of mountain biking"
"Singlespeed is much simpler. What ratio should I use for Glentress?"
"Singlespeed makes you fitter. Now excuse me while i get off and push"
"<insert trail centre name> is just a featureless smooth gravel path."
"<same trail centre> is ruined by braking bumps"
"My Hope hub exploded for no apparent reason. Hope honoured the warranty which I paid for. Hope are AWESOME"
higthepig - MemberI never said that, re-read my post.
To be fair that one is often deployed fairly, lots of threads seem to have people either hallucinating comments, or just willfully making crap up. "You said..."
Badger and tubeless
Conti Vert Pro
erm...
"Whats's the post/thread about the Robin?"
"Yeah, I've given all my bikes names"
steed
dandy horse
question about ****** (sorry)
burr brinder gods
Stormtroopers.
Someone has actually asked "what grips for rigid singlespeed?" today.
😀
I've taken it apart, and now it doesn't work ! Is it my fault ?
"ust because I haven't ridden my mountain bike in the last 9 months doesn't mean I'm not a mountain biker"
"Where's the cheapest on-line place to buy...?"
Followed by
"Where have all the local bike shops gone?"
Followed by
"Anyone know SOGA 1979?"
"You are overbiked on your 6in skills-compensator, I ride Fort William DH track on a 100mm hardtail while only wearing a pair of Speedos... in January... at night... without lights."
Fat bikes are awesome
Fat bikes can go anywhere
Fat bikes are the new niche
Fat bike for sale
chakaping - Member"You are overbiked on your 6in skills-compensator,
Well I should hope so too, that's why I bought it!
another bimbo post.
🙄
Fat bikes are awesomeFat bikes can go anywhere
Fat bikes are the new niche
Fat bike for sale
big fat LoL! Fanks!
Houns - MemberFat bikes are awesome
Fat bikes can go anywhere
Fat bikes are the new niche
Do you want to sell me your Fat bike when you buy a new one? [s]for sale[/s]
8)
Talk to me about...wide bars
Talk to me about 10speed!
Spds v flats.
Inflating tubeless tyres.
I struggle with long sentences
(I [i]have[/i] read this thread, but read that acronym a lot too...)
pitchforks
bleeding heart socialists
various pythonisms
"Is it me or..."
(insert vague/nondescript title of thread) + (whatever thread is actually about + the word "content")
eg "aaaaaargh, my faith in humankind is eroded!!(probation officer content)"
I suspect all these are common to many internet forums apart from this one. The only other one I go on is far too stringently "on topic" to tolerate such things though...
yea everything you cant do... fear me!
I was only joking! Dohhh
Bet you couldn't fall off on an icy cattle grid like I did today!
Small Block 8s
Getting tired of one of the latest..
This.
"can you take your arguments elsewhere"
"RIP random drug fuelled celebrity"
"I'm considerably more empathic than you"
The million and one variations on sporting event spoilers which the OP can't see anything wrong with while every other contributor to the thread thinks that a slow painful death is too good for the likes of them.
HAMILTON AND MASSA COLLIDE!!
CAV CRASHES IN SPRINT!!
UNITED WIN WITH LAST GASP GOAL, WOW WHAT A MATCH!!
"Which kneepads?"
"You don't need kneepads you big girl's blouse!"