er, davidjones - you do realise this is supposed to be a thread about things STWers say?
PSA .........
PSA ............
PSA ..............
My particular favourite was, essentially:
What bag for putting things in?
big hitters don't just quote facts. They quote ABSOLUTE facts.
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more recently, but destined to be a classic - "pre madonnas"
picolax
roadies= dark side
banging back doors= banning
"I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm going to give you my opinion anyway and if you don't agree that's just because you're stupid and I'm right"
Oh aye, you can't bang back doors any more 😕
er, davidjones - you do realise this is supposed to be a thread about things STWers say?
My mistake, you're perfectly correct on that score. My apologies.
"my opinion" = FACT
AWESOME
"(insert as appropriate) content"
How much is my (insert old crap bike name) worth?
Took the steed out
Anybody seen a vid about a bloke getting knocked off a bike by a...
You'll never believe this, but...
Could a plane take-off if it was on a.....
Carbon fibre is......
I never said that, re-read my post.
Is XTR worth the extra?
Why should I go tubeless?
bell-endery
"i'm going to the Lakes ,Whinlatter or Grizedale?"
"Talk to me about......" ffs its an internet forum!
Where I live is great for biking as there are loads of trail centres within a three and a half hour drive.
fin de cloche
Over biked.
What happened to the other thread?
"What happened to Elf?"
I'm always right.
My mistake, you're perfectly correct on that score. My apologies
No, that's not something you'd expect to see on here
Gay muslamic swans. They can break your arm
Which handheld, niche, organic coffee-maker for under £500?
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"Has anyone got a Mint Sauce Keyring I could borrow"
" Has anyone received their Mint Sauce Keyrings yet?"
"is this racist"
"There is proper mountain biking in the South East"
Some of my best friends are...... but.........
"I just use the roadbike for training... I don't enjoy it"
yossarian - Member
What happened to the other thread?
closed within minutes
Show me your photo's of .....
Jedi is amazing
Recommend me .....
Isn't this a mountain bike forum
poor grammar 1/10
MTFU
buy an android/iphone
" Last Nights Top Gear "
Show us your puppies
[i]Show us your puppies [/i]
swiftly followed by a banning, in some cases.
"Can anybody with Photoshop/Illustrator skills help me..."
"Women are mental, all of them. The fact I've never had a successful relationship is clearly the fault of 51% of the population."
"[Massively offensive statement]+[whimisical emoticon]=BANTER"
"Is [country in the Middle East] going to be invaded?"
"warning: [subject matter] content"
"FTFY"
"I have a horrendous condition or injury that clearly requires medical attention, but instead of going to the doctors I'll ask for advice on a biking forum."
"MTFU"
That should be it's, not its. YOU MORON
I am an engineer.
Dandy horse
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"This is knife, get in the van"
what the flip does wtf mean?
Where's the best place to stay near Glentress?
I wouldn't even get on a turbo-trainer without a helmet.
I hate Christians (I'd like to hate Muslims but they aren't such a soft target).
Nice bike mate, but that lawn needs mowing.
Blah blah Glentress blah blah can't be bothered to check the two zillion similar threads.
I hate Thatcher.
Center, meter, whiskey, there, their, they're......I can't spell and my grammar is no better.
I believe in freedom of speech, but only if you don't say something I disagree with.
I'm desperate to be offended today. Please, please, please will somebody post something that mentions people from another country so I can get on my moral high horse.
Pulls up chair
ROFL