[Closed] Abuse required please

Troll!

you smell like febreze

Fatty Fatty Bum Bum

Just post up on the other thread that you rather liked Mrs T

You didn't want to do it like that did you now.

Teh way to do it is like this......................

Abuse? Pah! You want to check out all the poo being flung about in the Mrs Thatcher thread.....

a face like a haunted cave in Poland

Butt Monkey

Your mamma was a snow blower.

Haunted cave in Poland? Eh?

iDave - Member
a face like a haunted cave in Poland

Racist! 😡

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Haunted cave in Poland? Eh?

That's a Charlie Brookerism innit?

This has reminded me of one of the funniest insults I ever heard when I was at school.

To sum up:
Girl likes boy*,
boy doesn't like girl,
girl writes boy a soppy love note in French class
boy shows his mates said letter.....
after a communal effort, boy responds with letter stating that girl:
"looks like a bulldog whose face was set on fire and then extinguished with a spade."

It's not big, it's not clever, but I laughed when I heard it the first time and it still gives me a bit of a smile now. I guess I really never grew up after all.

*not me BTW.(I was too fat and ugly to get any such interest from the fairer sex at school)

a face like a haunted cave in Poland

heheh, brooker

oh someone else just said that

anyway, your face feels like guts

I like you think you are grand
Rule one of STW never EVER agree with the OP

poo poo pants.

You are Surf Mat and I claim my 5 pounds

Typical of you molgrips, always trying to get others to do your work.
Don't be shy, lets see some self abuse.

Chin up molgrips, I only abuse you in a [s]pitying[/s] friendly way 😀

Yeah, Brooker had a series of good ones in this weeks column.

lets see some self abuse.

Erm.....

Forum cumsponge

Most times when I ask for some help I get abuse instead, so I thought I'd set up a dedicated thread.

Let it all out, come on don't be shy

When you ask for help you get abused, when you ask for abuse you get abused.

I was really expecting there to be a load of helpful posts on here, but maybe people just don't like you 😕

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What!!? I thought I was helping by abusing him!!

Ah, the ol' reverse catch 22.

Lol @ RM 🙂

A dab of carbon assembly paste and about 5nm on each bolt should do it. 🙂

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Well since it's what you want!

You have a face only a mother could love and a drunken mother on ecstacy at that.

You have a p4n1s so small and thin you could give tattoo's by dipping it in ink and jirating your pelvis.

You have a back so hairy you have to brush it with a rake and an ass so fat your chin wobbles when you fart.

You're so stupid, calling you an idiot is a compliment.

You are the biggest *@&$ £$%&^ the world has ever known and you smell like @+&%.

All of the above is meant as a joke and is not intended to cause any offense or insult what so ever.

D1ck head!

You sir, are a sp*nk stain on the duvet of life.

A mangy flee on the butt of humanity!

Lol 🙂

I'm sure this thread is going to save loads of time in the future.

You sure you want abuse, I can delete those if you like?

No no, it's fine, I can take it...

Having a laugh is cool, as long as there's no nastyness about it.

good natured insults are funny, it's all the purse swinging and trolling that's pointless!

ooooh, check you out, with your purse...

Oh wait, wrong target
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Molgrips, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

Nah, not really. You do have somewhat entrenched views regarding bike weights and performance, and some other stuff that I don't agree with and is therefore obviously wrong, but you are a nice internet persona guy.

..and mrs grips posts on here which means you are nice enough to have a mrs grips. 😀

You're the oldest survivor of cot death i know...

what have molgrips and a tampon got in common?

they're both stuck up C**ts

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I fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

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Crikey - thanks 🙂

Tazzy - that's brilliant. A truly insightful and devastating insult delivered with fine google image skills.

thank you squire, I aim to please.

It's only the people I dislike that I don't insult as I can't even be arsed with the effort to acknowledge their existence.

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I'm new here & a pretty irregular reader of the forum but this all appears a little harsh on Molgrips. He seems to be a decent enough guy, I'd go so far as to say he was just as awesome as Surf Mat. Enough of the insults 😡

I'd go so far as to say he was just as awesome as Surf Mat. Enough of the insults

gosh, that's a bit harsh! 😉

Face like a bag of smashed crabs.

face like a burst welley

What you need is a good Elizabethan insult, you goatish hedge-born maggot-pie.

You're so fat you sleep on the floor and the misses sleeps on you!

Metrosexual!

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Best I can do, hope it's good enough to produce an insulting feeling

ur biek is sarcin

Smashed crabs.. good, I like it 🙂

Smashed crabs.. good, I like it

Sea crabs or genital ones?

molgrips = a tool, need we go any further?

Right, screw you guys, I'm off for a ride 🙂

You're a festering blob of flange curd

I wouldnt p**s on you if you was on fire, you rancid bucket bucket of curdled monkey s*unk

He is a tool and a very good one... 😉

You sir are cheesier than a perverts pants!

You have a face like a robbers dog.

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That's you that is!

Get an accountant!

Uh oh, Shibboleth is on the thread.. the big boys are here!

To quote my nine year old daughter the other day:

You big hairy scrotum

I was so proud, I could have cried...