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Will I die if I put water bottles in the dishwasher?


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:19 pm
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Yes.


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:20 pm
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Why?


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:21 pm
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You're already going to hell for having a dishwasher, so may as well partially melt your water bottles on the way ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:23 pm
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One day...


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:24 pm
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WhyLike?

Overwork.

Have your staff do it for you.


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:25 pm
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Um, I'm a teacher so 'staff' isn't really a thing.


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:28 pm
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Um, I'm a teacher so 'staff' isn't really a thing.
There's even a room for them at our local school - you're not really a teacher at all, are you ?!

not death, but moltenbidonageddon awaits


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:31 pm
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Anyway, to more serious matters....

Some bottles, such as Camelbak Podiums, are perfect in the dishwasher. Ordinary cheapo ones are less likely to be.

Oh, and if you put a bidon in a dishwasher, you'll not only die, but develop genital warts the size of watermelons before you do. And all your trends will hate you for using the word in the first place.


 
Posted : 18/10/2016 7:33 pm