Blimey this comes round quicker every time. We must have put 50,000 stickers out there now.
Running low on stickers, so what do you kids wanna see stuck to the dandy horses this season?
Is there anything you want to see back in the sticky mix..? ones we stopped doing because I grew a little lump of self-conscience and had mothers glare at me when their child read a “If I was a trucker I would crush you and your ****ing car”.
So what you got???
Prizes for the best and stickers for one and all.
x=n+1 where n is the number of gears you currently have
Bit roadie-esque maybe?
[i]Faster than doped beef
Lance stole my other spockets[/i]
gears make baby jesus cry
Pass the chainwhip, time to change gear
Every time you change gear a kitten dies
I never got any stickers either of the times sent my details before. 🙁
I never got any stickers either of the times sent my details before.
catchy, I like it
Can I have two stickers for my bike, both of which say - "This sticker should have been sent to Grum"
- Singlespeed: Cos gearing ratios are too complicated for my tiny mind.
- Fixies: How can the people in Shoreditch be wrong?
loads of gears, no idea
"what he said"
"my gear's bigger than yours"
"I wish my gear was this dirty"
"one gear, one braincell"
"I ride singlespeed because I lack opposable thumbs"
"Freddie Starr ate my other gears"
"Sheldon who?"
"insert niche and semi-witty but ultimately only amusing to the terminally geeky comment here"
That last one might be a bit long for a sticker...
😉
I Spin therefore I Win
Its not about the bike (its about the dealer)
Charliethebikemonger tweaked my nipples and fettled my rim
how's about the cyclist's* creed?
"[i]this is my bike, there are many like it, but this one is mine.
my bike is my best friend. it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
my bike, without me, is useless. without my bike, I am useless.[/i]
or an abbreviation thereof:
"[i]this is my bike, there are many like it, but this one is mine.[/i]"
or
[i]my bike, without me, is useless. without my bike, I am useless.[/i]
*originally the rifleman's creed - see Full Metal Jacket
Yes, I work in IT
Thorks
'This sticker is meaningless'
'protected by a super injuction'
'ride one, ride off'
eyes on the pies
Beware, this sticker has sharp edges. Do not touch.
'Caution: May become invisible when riden on the road'
Did you steal my old bike?
I made my choices, now I live with the shame!
there's a nicer bike with just a cable lock at number 42 - steal that one
If seen off-road, call the police
I went to heaven and all I got was this crappy rapture sticker
Built by angels, ridden by demons
This is my GEAR, there are many like it, but this one is mine
RIDECAKETEAREPEAT
This bike has probably been stolen
Edit - add "please call 01929 475 833" for extra customers!
Ridden By Ryan
"I know who rode her but I can't tell you."
How about:
I hate STW. Bunch of middle class whiney cockbags
?
Brand Whore
I've had more bikes than you've had hot dinners.
This IS my hack bike.
Charlie Mongered Me!
if I wanted a 29er I'd have bought a 'cross bike
it aint road tax, its VED.
Spin and Grin, Turn and Gurn
'this is why i'm single'
'stop reading, start riding'
'****ing hippies!'
2:1 since time begun
'Deraillaphobic'
'I suffer from Deraillaphobia, but my bike looks lush'
'i'm not a single speed rider but my gay muslamic swan is'
"One car fewer"
niche work if you can get it
It's me or the bike… consider the divorce papers are in the post dear.
Its not about the bike, its about the shinyness
Eat my trail dust
"If its as easy as riding a bike, then your not pedalling hard enough"
Does that make any sense?
Also,
"Get your cock out"
I climb hills for fun
A clean bike is a wasted bike
Real singletrack has nettles
I flinch for brambles
Rabbit holes are god's way of testing your reactions
If I wasn't riding this footpath I'd have more time to annoy ramblers
If this is cheeky then I'm a mountainbiker...oh
My dealer won't sell me any gears
all the gears, no ideas
Routine maintenance should never be neglected
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Midnight bugs taste best.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover. (AMEN!!!)
Winter is Natures way of telling you to clean your bike.
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
Sleep with one arm thru the spokes and keep your pants on.
A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
[url= http://www.charliethebikemonger.com/surly-singleator-25-p.asp ]"It's not a pizza slicer, you numpty"[/url]
"Once you've ridden fat, you won't go back" - for the fatbike crowd
"Stop sniffing my saddle" (in small type so they have to bend over to read it & thus look like they are sniffing)
"look daddy, a bike with gears"
Haven;t read all the others yet, sorry if any have been said already.
1 gear, no idea.
If you can read this, you're probably about to run me over.
Cycling, compensating for a larger penis!
Wake'n'bake, Ride'n'cake
Best by a long way
Charliethebikemonger tweaked my nipples and fettled my rim
mr potatohead - Member
niche work if you can get it
Also very funny.
Shut up legs
All men are created equal - except singlespeeders
I have a pet MAMIL
overbiked
fitness compensator (for lightweight xc bikes)
your bike sucks
can't ride for shit
gnarr
rides like your sister
Were not all fat phuckers
Quoting a mate of mine
" 26" wheels lol how quaint"
If you can read this through the mud, i've not been ridden enough.
Grow a beard, get a singlespeed and Harden the F... up. ( A la Ronnie Johns Chopper impersonation)
Or just HTFU
Toughen up princess.
Actually the last two would be good on a top cap.
desperate to be different (for singlespeeders) 😉
"I've owned more f*ing bikes than you've had hot dinners mate."
A cog is for life, not just for Xmas.
I asked santa for a mint sauce key ring but all I got was this lousy sticker.
This niche bike is a chav free zone.
Charlie says, always tell mummy before riding off into the woods with strangers.
"I wanna bash your back doors in"
I'm a biker Gleek!
The wife thinks this was my original bike!
bike packing the long way around
If found please look in the nearest hedge for it's owner, first aid kit is in the pack!
miketually - Member
"One car fewer"
Good work. I've been thinking the same thing for a while.
This is not a push bike.
If you can read this my owner spends more time polishing than riding.
If you can read this I have been taken out of the shed.
middle class whiney cockbags made me do it...
"My dealer said the first fixie was free"
Inspired by keyses
"I accelerate for cake"
#1. "Not paid road tax since 1937"
#2. "Save a bike - Grow a beard"
I'm liking:
and ...Toughen up princess.
If you can read this I have been taken out of the shed.
OT, (sorry) where would one get an engraved headset cap? (I 'spose 'any' engravers would/might do it).
'I Niche, Therefore I am'
'Single speed. Single track mind...... Single'
'Niche to see you. To see you Niche!'
I wish my mum was this dirty
maccruiskeen - MemberI wish my mum was this dirty
Inevitably then perhaps 😉 ... "I wish [i]your[/i] mum was this dirty"
maccruiskeen - Member
I wish my [s]mum[/s] ''girlfriend'' was this dirty
Surely a typo? 😯
My other toy has breasts....
My other bike's a hardtail
It's not retro it's just old
Typo? Nah, he is Scottish