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My dealer won't sell me any gears


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:00 pm
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all the gears, no ideas


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:03 pm
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Routine maintenance should never be neglected

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Midnight bugs taste best.

A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover. (AMEN!!!)

Winter is Natures way of telling you to clean your bike.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

Sleep with one arm thru the spokes and keep your pants on.

A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:07 pm
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[url= http://www.charliethebikemonger.com/surly-singleator-25-p.asp ]"It's not a pizza slicer, you numpty"[/url]


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:08 pm
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"Once you've ridden fat, you won't go back" - for the fatbike crowd

"Stop sniffing my saddle" (in small type so they have to bend over to read it & thus look like they are sniffing)


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:09 pm
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"look daddy, a bike with gears"


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:12 pm
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Haven;t read all the others yet, sorry if any have been said already.

1 gear, no idea.

If you can read this, you're probably about to run me over.

Cycling, compensating for a larger penis!


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:15 pm
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Wake'n'bake, Ride'n'cake


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:18 pm
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Best by a long way

Charliethebikemonger tweaked my nipples and fettled my rim


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:27 pm
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niche work if you can get it

Also very funny.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 4:28 pm
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Shut up legs


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:03 pm
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All men are created equal - except singlespeeders

I have a pet MAMIL


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:09 pm
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overbiked


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:11 pm
 grum
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fitness compensator (for lightweight xc bikes)


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:13 pm
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your bike sucks

can't ride for shit

gnarr

rides like your sister


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:17 pm
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Were not all fat phuckers


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:30 pm
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Quoting a mate of mine
" 26" wheels lol how quaint"


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:33 pm
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If you can read this through the mud, i've not been ridden enough.

Grow a beard, get a singlespeed and Harden the F... up. ( A la Ronnie Johns Chopper impersonation)
Or just HTFU
Toughen up princess.
Actually the last two would be good on a top cap.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:37 pm
 grum
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desperate to be different (for singlespeeders) 😉


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:39 pm
 wbss
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"I've owned more f*ing bikes than you've had hot dinners mate."


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:41 pm
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A cog is for life, not just for Xmas.

I asked santa for a mint sauce key ring but all I got was this lousy sticker.

This niche bike is a chav free zone.

Charlie says, always tell mummy before riding off into the woods with strangers.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:45 pm
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"I wanna bash your back doors in"

I'm a biker Gleek!

The wife thinks this was my original bike!

bike packing the long way around

If found please look in the nearest hedge for it's owner, first aid kit is in the pack!


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 5:57 pm
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"One car fewer"

Good work. I've been thinking the same thing for a while.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:10 pm
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This is not a push bike.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:12 pm
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If you can read this my owner spends more time polishing than riding.
If you can read this I have been taken out of the shed.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:13 pm
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middle class whiney cockbags made me do it...


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:15 pm
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"My dealer said the first fixie was free"


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:18 pm
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Inspired by keyses

"I accelerate for cake"


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:23 pm
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#1. "Not paid road tax since 1937"
#2. "Save a bike - Grow a beard"

I'm liking:

Toughen up princess.
and ...
If you can read this I have been taken out of the shed.

OT, (sorry) where would one get an engraved headset cap? (I 'spose 'any' engravers would/might do it).


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:33 pm
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'I Niche, Therefore I am'

'Single speed. Single track mind...... Single'

'Niche to see you. To see you Niche!'


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:34 pm
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I wish my mum was this dirty


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:39 pm
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I wish my mum was this dirty

Inevitably then perhaps 😉 ... "I wish [i]your[/i] mum was this dirty"


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:45 pm
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I wish my [s]mum[/s] ''girlfriend'' was this dirty

Surely a typo? 😯


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:48 pm
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My other toy has breasts....
My other bike's a hardtail
It's not retro it's just old


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:55 pm
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Typo? Nah, he is Scottish


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 6:57 pm
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"I built this 'cos I was bored"


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:02 pm
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"Your car cost how much?! I could almost buy a bike for that!"


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:04 pm
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Middle aged, middle class, ****er.

The punctuation is optional.


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:06 pm
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''I use KY Jelly for the right reasons'' 🙂


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:07 pm
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"I had a ride on Tazzy's odd-shaped ring and all I got was this bloody sticker"

I suppose bloody sticker could also be some kind of euphemism here 😯


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:09 pm
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stickers are tacky


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:12 pm
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Powered by Windows Vista - takes ages to get up to speed, and crashes all the time!


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:12 pm
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"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:12 pm
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Powered by Windows Vista - takes ages to get up to speed, and crashes all the time!

user error 😉


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:15 pm
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Did we have "If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand" previously?


 
Posted : 23/05/2011 7:21 pm
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