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"this bicycle rides better than your mum"
I've named and shamed the guy who sold me this bike.
'I shagged your mom'
'powered by beer'
'tubes ? in your tyres ?
'tubes ? ah,bless'
'it's just a bike'
'gearwhatnows ?'
'shifters for puffters'
'braking is for wimps'
'my other bike's a singlespeed'
'I know Keef,and he is a c@nt'
'I like it rigid'
ti,metal of the gods'
'I've seen Tazzy's ring'
'if it aint broke,.....you aint ridin hard enuff'
Wet Paint
Keep calm and ride on
Apply pointless sticker 'here'
singlespeed - like a boss
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
I **** on first dates
Race Cheat? Even my bike smells of Charlie.
Less gears, more beers!
Wunundred! 😀
No actually seriously I would really like that as a sticker!
Oranges are not the only fruit. 😕
Go big or Go home
"Stop saying that Withnail.
Of course he's the fncking farmer"
heli tape by Bikemonger
Powered by CheeZ0 (slowly)
Only a footpath? Really? How silly!
JC drives a ferrarri 'cause he can't afford a SS
lick my ring
"**** off - it's all I can afford"
my other ride is... your MUM
😛
More Torque, Less Action
Stop!...Spannertime!
You Fear No Gears
Bullheart says 'Hey! Sarcoma! **** you!
I'd love the last one. Truly!
C'est ne pas une niche.
I feel the need, the need for singlespeed.
It's a cog's life.
suck my beard
cog off
soon to be seen in a classified near you..
My chains are cheap
[i]Giggs's shagged. So am I.[/i]
Variable Cadence Transmission System
ooh stickers! aren't I a c0ck
Happy bike
Tubes of steel
I sit on a razer-blade for fun
Scooter killer
frankenbike
Little ben
Ticklinjock - Member
Variable Cadence Transmission System
I like that one
Mental Mickey - Member
maccruiskeen - Member
I wish my mum ''girlfriend'' was this dirty
Surely a typo?
No typo, my girlfriend rides more than I do, its my mum I want to encourage to get out and about on a bike more often, preferably away from traffic and out in the fresh air. A mountain bike would be ideal for that.
Maybe you thought I meant something else? But this is the cycling forum so my post is strictly on-topic. Take your smut over to chat!
it`s a 3 speed- sit-stand-push
One gear elevates me above animal
I didnt get any stickers last time either
Blimey three pages!!! I am liking something like these.
My dealer ran out of gear(s)
Just another Bikemonger sticker
Bikes by Microsoft: slow to start then crashes
If found please locate owner in nearest hedge
One more of us - one less of them
Many stickers end up on geared normal bikes and the anti car ones go down well. Maybe I should do car stickers? "my other car is....". I would rather be on my bike etc. ???
maccruiskeen
Maybe you thought I meant something else? But this is the cycling forum so my post is strictly on-topic. Take your smut over to chat!
Sorry but the 'suffering fools gladly' forum is elsewhere I believe, I'm not buying that and I doubt anyone else with at least half a brain cell is either. 😆 Nice try with the backtrack though, but you failed. 😉
Anyway, back on topic.
Take 1 gear singlespeed, add 2 measures of singletrack, equals a whole pot full of sense.
This sticker falls within the feng shui guidelines.
Do you eat or drink soup?
In the wrong gear most of the time.
Nofiddlygearnonsense
Onegearofrighteousness
Or has the thread moved on?
lube me, love me.
If this sticker has been removed, warranty is void
If this sticker is removed the cat in the box will die
This isn't a sticker its a disc mount
If you didn't get stickers last time, you postman probably lost them. Check his bike for "Dandy Horse" stickers.
Actually they dont even ride bikes now... so check his trolley for a "Dandy Trolley" sticker
We sent stickers to every email we received... a right pain of a job, but its gotta be done.
"what red light"
"my helmet is in your mum"
WARNING! Not registered with the civil aviation authority.
'Achtung, Spitfire' or any other bit of text/graphics from a 1970s 'Warlord' comic.
'Achtung, Spitfire' or any other bit of text/graphics from a 1970s 'Warlord' comic.
oooo I am off down the newsagents to see if I can get one of those old comics now... "Commando" once had a bike related story in it, where chaps charged around on bikes behind german lines, teaching the hun a joly good lesson
This is an extremely long and pointless sticker but it seemed like a good idea at the time!
Work is just a rest between bike rides
"**** you and the Dandy Horse you rode in on"
I'm not just cycling because I'm tight, honest.