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Liking so far (in no particular order):

"Toughen up princess"
"Variable Cadence Transmission System"
"My other ride has tits"
"niche work if you can get it"
"One car fewer"
"Every time you change gear God kills a kitten"


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 12:29 pm
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Psalm 29. The niche shall inherit the earth.


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 1:05 pm
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this year i'm asking santa for gears.
I would rather sleep with my bike than your wife.


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 1:56 pm
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Women are for bummers
Attentionwhore on board
Don't ride on the grass, smoke it.
Body armour is for mincers


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 2:19 pm
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i'm with stupid <- (ideal for top tubes)


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 2:23 pm
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Charlie***Bi**Mong*r (censored due to super-injunction)


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 2:32 pm
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As a counterpoint to any Commando inspired stickers:

Ich habe ein Zahnrad aber viele Geschwindigkeiten


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 2:43 pm
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one gear, infinite speeds


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 3:14 pm
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It came down to this, or wasting time on the internet


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 3:18 pm
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If this sticker is removed the cat in the box will die

I like! Though I must admit that if I didn't watch Star Trek or Big Bang Theory I wouldn't have got it.


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 3:18 pm
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Do not liberate from the endless cycle of suffering

Ride it like you mean it!

May the trail be with you

One less forum dweller


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:06 pm
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"Ridden by a middle-class, whiney cockbag"

"Ride, cake, ride, cake, ride ..."

My fav so far is "Toughen up, princess"


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:21 pm
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Always in the right gear.


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:24 pm
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My car has like, no self esteem

Beep if you're an Audi driver (but please don't hit me again)

If you can read this, then you've driven into me you @%^*!

If you can read this, then my lycra is too tight

I'd like to teach the world to cycle in perfect harmony, or at least in full circles

If I'm bleeding and unconscious, you have my permission to use this sticker as a plaster


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:29 pm
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Gears are mechanical doping


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:32 pm
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"My other half's a Bike-Minger"


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:34 pm
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"More beers, Less gears - Live life the Bikemonger way"


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:36 pm
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Singlespeed, gear curious.

There I'm FIXED For You.

I'd change down if I could.

Charlie says...


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 4:39 pm
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cycling proficiently since 1984

If God created us all equal, what happened to you?

This bike belongs to ..................................


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 6:35 pm
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Stuck in traffic?, check the graphic.


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 9:49 pm
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I pay taxes too, back off.


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 9:52 pm
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doing badly on bling


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 10:05 pm
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"singlespeeders is more sexyer than gearies. Some of you gearie riders might be fast but while your out doing extra laps there's a singlespeeder sh4gging your Mrs." (Thanks to SSStu for this one.)

"Owned by Bombers"


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 10:28 pm
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I came, I saw, I didn't brake


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 10:33 pm
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Twentyniner coming through!
Is your reverse light faulty?
If I were you.. id be embarrased.


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 10:46 pm
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Light, strong: I picked two


 
Posted : 24/05/2011 11:07 pm
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"Fix 42:16 - thou shalt not stop peddling" (like a bible quote)
"Fixies are for pixies"
"one speed (really fast)"
"Gears do what now?"

DrP


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 7:33 am
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SUCK MY COG!


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 8:11 am
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Charlie says...

Look! A baby robin!


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 8:16 am
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IF CARLSBERG MADE STICKERS , THEY WOULDNT BE HALF AS GOOD AS THESE

oops cap lock

my other bike has 2 x 10 and its crap

just another singlespeed

I used to ride singlespeed to be different, now they're all at it


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 10:23 am
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"**** the view"


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 10:26 am
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'I am sprocketless!'
'Gears are for small fat kids'


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 10:38 am
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Smell My Endeavor.


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 10:53 am
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Off the peg bikes are the new niche.

I've grown my belly to counter balance my huge a*se.

I wear baggy shorts for good reason.

The only time I anger drivers is when I ride my bike and also when I'm working at my job as a wheel clamper.

My other source of transport is a wheel clamping van.


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 10:56 am
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I'm sure the Romans didn't intend all this congestion.

Armageddon is coming and it's all the fault of drivers.

Cyclists stand a better change of forgiveness on judgement day.


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 11:12 am
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Better to be a huge arse than have one


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 11:51 am
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Fixed it for Che - 'It is not just a simple [s]game[/s] bike, it is a weapon of the revolution.'


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 12:32 pm
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roadbike sticker

I nicked darths bike...


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 12:39 pm
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I like this: "Smell My Endeavor"

"Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction" - Faithless


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 1:20 pm
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"Attention extension"

"Don't mock the wok"


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 6:40 pm
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Mountain Biking is not a crime


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 9:42 pm
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I left my gears with Elvis


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 9:43 pm
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oops cap lock

My fave so far.


 
Posted : 25/05/2011 11:39 pm
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Nobody cares that you fixie

You do things to a bike that would sicken a normal man


 
Posted : 26/05/2011 4:49 am
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'Singlespeed, because I'm worth it'.


 
Posted : 26/05/2011 10:08 am
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