"I built this 'cos I was bored"
"Your car cost how much?! I could almost buy a bike for that!"
Middle aged, middle class, ****er.
The punctuation is optional.
''I use KY Jelly for the right reasons'' 🙂
"I had a ride on Tazzy's odd-shaped ring and all I got was this bloody sticker"
I suppose bloody sticker could also be some kind of euphemism here 😯
stickers are tacky
Powered by Windows Vista - takes ages to get up to speed, and crashes all the time!
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
Powered by Windows Vista - takes ages to get up to speed, and crashes all the time!
user error 😉
Did we have "If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand" previously?
"this bicycle rides better than your mum"
I've named and shamed the guy who sold me this bike.
'I shagged your mom'
'powered by beer'
'tubes ? in your tyres ?
'tubes ? ah,bless'
'it's just a bike'
'gearwhatnows ?'
'shifters for puffters'
'braking is for wimps'
'my other bike's a singlespeed'
'I know Keef,and he is a c@nt'
'I like it rigid'
ti,metal of the gods'
'I've seen Tazzy's ring'
'if it aint broke,.....you aint ridin hard enuff'
Wet Paint
Keep calm and ride on
Apply pointless sticker 'here'
singlespeed - like a boss
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
I **** on first dates
Race Cheat? Even my bike smells of Charlie.
Less gears, more beers!
Wunundred! 😀
No actually seriously I would really like that as a sticker!
Oranges are not the only fruit. 😕
Go big or Go home
"Stop saying that Withnail.
Of course he's the fncking farmer"
heli tape by Bikemonger
Powered by CheeZ0 (slowly)
Only a footpath? Really? How silly!
JC drives a ferrarri 'cause he can't afford a SS
lick my ring
"**** off - it's all I can afford"
my other ride is... your MUM
😛
More Torque, Less Action
Stop!...Spannertime!
You Fear No Gears
Bullheart says 'Hey! Sarcoma! **** you!
I'd love the last one. Truly!
C'est ne pas une niche.
I feel the need, the need for singlespeed.
It's a cog's life.
suck my beard
cog off
soon to be seen in a classified near you..
My chains are cheap
[i]Giggs's shagged. So am I.[/i]
Variable Cadence Transmission System
ooh stickers! aren't I a c0ck
Happy bike
Tubes of steel
I sit on a razer-blade for fun
Scooter killer
frankenbike
Little ben
Ticklinjock - Member
Variable Cadence Transmission System
I like that one
Mental Mickey - Member
maccruiskeen - Member
I wish my mum ''girlfriend'' was this dirty
Surely a typo?
No typo, my girlfriend rides more than I do, its my mum I want to encourage to get out and about on a bike more often, preferably away from traffic and out in the fresh air. A mountain bike would be ideal for that.
Maybe you thought I meant something else? But this is the cycling forum so my post is strictly on-topic. Take your smut over to chat!
it`s a 3 speed- sit-stand-push
One gear elevates me above animal
I didnt get any stickers last time either
Blimey three pages!!! I am liking something like these.
My dealer ran out of gear(s)
Just another Bikemonger sticker
Bikes by Microsoft: slow to start then crashes
If found please locate owner in nearest hedge
One more of us - one less of them
Many stickers end up on geared normal bikes and the anti car ones go down well. Maybe I should do car stickers? "my other car is....". I would rather be on my bike etc. ???
maccruiskeen
Maybe you thought I meant something else? But this is the cycling forum so my post is strictly on-topic. Take your smut over to chat!
Sorry but the 'suffering fools gladly' forum is elsewhere I believe, I'm not buying that and I doubt anyone else with at least half a brain cell is either. 😆 Nice try with the backtrack though, but you failed. 😉
Anyway, back on topic.
Take 1 gear singlespeed, add 2 measures of singletrack, equals a whole pot full of sense.
This sticker falls within the feng shui guidelines.
Do you eat or drink soup?
In the wrong gear most of the time.
Nofiddlygearnonsense
Onegearofrighteousness
Or has the thread moved on?
lube me, love me.
If this sticker has been removed, warranty is void
If this sticker is removed the cat in the box will die
This isn't a sticker its a disc mount
If you didn't get stickers last time, you postman probably lost them. Check his bike for "Dandy Horse" stickers.
Actually they dont even ride bikes now... so check his trolley for a "Dandy Trolley" sticker
We sent stickers to every email we received... a right pain of a job, but its gotta be done.
"what red light"
"my helmet is in your mum"
WARNING! Not registered with the civil aviation authority.
'Achtung, Spitfire' or any other bit of text/graphics from a 1970s 'Warlord' comic.
'Achtung, Spitfire' or any other bit of text/graphics from a 1970s 'Warlord' comic.
oooo I am off down the newsagents to see if I can get one of those old comics now... "Commando" once had a bike related story in it, where chaps charged around on bikes behind german lines, teaching the hun a joly good lesson
This is an extremely long and pointless sticker but it seemed like a good idea at the time!
Work is just a rest between bike rides
"**** you and the Dandy Horse you rode in on"
I'm not just cycling because I'm tight, honest.
Liking so far (in no particular order):
"Toughen up princess"
"Variable Cadence Transmission System"
"My other ride has tits"
"niche work if you can get it"
"One car fewer"
"Every time you change gear God kills a kitten"
Psalm 29. The niche shall inherit the earth.
this year i'm asking santa for gears.
I would rather sleep with my bike than your wife.
Women are for bummers
Attentionwhore on board
Don't ride on the grass, smoke it.
Body armour is for mincers
i'm with stupid <- (ideal for top tubes)
Charlie***Bi**Mong*r (censored due to super-injunction)
As a counterpoint to any Commando inspired stickers:
Ich habe ein Zahnrad aber viele Geschwindigkeiten
one gear, infinite speeds
It came down to this, or wasting time on the internet
If this sticker is removed the cat in the box will die
I like! Though I must admit that if I didn't watch Star Trek or Big Bang Theory I wouldn't have got it.
Do not liberate from the endless cycle of suffering
Ride it like you mean it!
May the trail be with you
One less forum dweller
"Ridden by a middle-class, whiney cockbag"
"Ride, cake, ride, cake, ride ..."
My fav so far is "Toughen up, princess"
Always in the right gear.
My car has like, no self esteem
Beep if you're an Audi driver (but please don't hit me again)
If you can read this, then you've driven into me you @%^*!
If you can read this, then my lycra is too tight
I'd like to teach the world to cycle in perfect harmony, or at least in full circles
If I'm bleeding and unconscious, you have my permission to use this sticker as a plaster
Gears are mechanical doping
"My other half's a Bike-Minger"
"More beers, Less gears - Live life the Bikemonger way"
Singlespeed, gear curious.
There I'm FIXED For You.
I'd change down if I could.
Charlie says...
cycling proficiently since 1984
If God created us all equal, what happened to you?
This bike belongs to ..................................
Stuck in traffic?, check the graphic.
I pay taxes too, back off.
doing badly on bling
"singlespeeders is more sexyer than gearies. Some of you gearie riders might be fast but while your out doing extra laps there's a singlespeeder sh4gging your Mrs." (Thanks to SSStu for this one.)
"Owned by Bombers"
I came, I saw, I didn't brake
Twentyniner coming through!
Is your reverse light faulty?
If I were you.. id be embarrased.