Graeme - you're trying just a bit too hard now. And you're not actually that funny. Well maybe you find it amusing. I do hope so, because otherwise it all seems rather pointless.
Cool, I don't push back, so seems fair enough.
I'm not a rep, I'm head of customer relationsNow **** off.
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GRF you really are a cock aren't you, everything you say and do.
Head of customer relations, i don't even know what to say.... i didn't call you a sales man i said rep, ie company representative. What is customer services other than a rep role and your doing a sterling job of presenting your company in a good light.
Just be sure to put a nice big comfy saddle on the covert.
That woman on the Covert has got *really* hairy arms hasn't she?!
😀
Forgot to say, I'm f***ing loving that pic.
mrmo - you've made the right call, now ignore the dickhead and get on with your life.
well we certainly get a cross section of society on here and he does seem very cross.
I am sick of reading on a bike forum about bikers in car disrespecting/ endangering cyclists.
I need a corporate sponsor for a world record attempt next year, aquatic in nature. It'll get a fair amount of publicity (incurable rare cancer man in valliant WR attempt blah blah...) and i genuinely don't give a shit how you conduct yourself here or anywhere else for that matter; I just care about curing sarcoma.
Interested?
Most windsurfers are Gay - that's true, I tell them often enough and I should know.
Had a few have you? 😉
G.R.F, you really are 100% pure cock in a box. I applaud your resoundingly high levels of inner-love and self-assuredness. More of us should aspire to be as great as you.
It doesn't matter what anyone says online or otherwise.
The fact is Transition bikes are excellent. The Covert is the best bike I've ridden to date. And I own an Orange 5 and have Orange, Santa Cruz, Commencal and Mondraker demo bikes at my disposal.
I'm getting a Covert as soon as I can. It was just so much fun to ride.
I'm not a rep, I'm head of customer relationsNow **** off.
Ha, awesome.
Hey MoMo, this is supposed to be an offroaders forum so STFU.
Says the dude who drive a big 4X4 on the roads... 🙄
Oh my word! As an 'industry-er' I've not always got on with every member of this forum but I'm struggling to come to terms with what GRF is hoping to acheive here. . .
I kind of understand what he's doing, I got a slating for telling someone that I wouldn't want them as a customer, and that I wouldn't want their money because they appeared to be too demanding on my time in comparison to the maney they wanted to spend.
Fortunately I'm not in the cycling industry.
Unfortunately G.R.F. appears to have dug a hole which will be difficult to get out of.
You lot really don't get it do you?
G.R.F. is TJ and I claim my fiver...
O.K. so this thread has now gone beyond the 'joke' stage but the community in which I generally exist thrives on not taking itself too seriously, winding each other up at each and every opportunity, treating each other with equal respect driven derision and letting their riding and kit do the talking for them.
So it's all a joke then? The thick skin doesn't appear to be so thick now. Where are your balls man?
Where are your balls man
In southern yeti's mouth
slowrider - Member
Where are your balls man
In southern yeti's mouth
Was it really necessary? Yeti seems a reasonable guy rather often, G.R.F. says what he thinks which in itself isn't half-bad. Maybe uncomfortable at times, or even non-PC, maybe poorly worded, maybe he's just angry.
Nothing to add.
If you don't throw bananas to the monkey he'll stop performing....
So in summary:
G.R.F. comes on here to have a nice troll.
Bait is taken and spaffing occurs.
Singletrack inhabitants then descend into bitch slapping each other.
More spaffing.
And a bit more.
G.R.F. gets another thread to add to his 'aren't I funny' collection.
Singletrack inhabitants get to over analyse and insult each other.
Ah well, at least it's free.
Necessary? Definitely not.
Opportunity too good to miss? IMO yes 😛
In southern yeti's mouth
umph prrwwhhmmn mwachx
I said... I don't push back!
Would quite like a covert though.
lol @ graeme. i told you that you'll do it again 🙂
flow - Member
You lot however need to stop winging like a bunch of faggots and stop taking life so ****ing seriously.
+1
Another thread that shows that STW has become a tedious argument fest
G.R.F....Do you reckon we could get Whitey and Basher over here to add to the 'frisson'.Dave can just sit on anyone who argues 😆
hiya houns, long time no hear
Morning Jedi, how you doing? Day off today?
yeah day off as sunday is a religious day of riding 🙂
off in a second 🙂
Have a good 'un and hope you miss the worst of the rain
it don't rain in my world 🙂
GRF 10 - 0 Bellends ! Excellent stuff.
jedi - Member
lol @ graeme. i told you that you'll do it again
As sure as night becomes day. The little chammy sniffer just cant help himself.
if an industry insider shows themselves to be a ****.....
get thyself dressed up in a cardboard tutu and do some erotic dancing in an elderly relatives pantry..
this thread wins on many levels. liking grf more and more everyday.xx
GRF, is it from personal experience you use all the derogatory terms in your very limited vocabulary for roadie riders, or are they just obnoxious chat up lines.
lol., not.
GRF trolling or not you're a bellend with a unhealthily large ego. You're an embarrassment to the brands you represent.
I like that when you search for "graeme fuller surf sales" his posts come up first page.
Can this thread just be shot in the head now, please?
what jamie said.
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I can't believe people allow themselves to get wound up by such obvious trolling. Definitely a very odd strategy for a brand representative though - is it definitely him?
It's definitely him. He's known to be a cock in "real life" too.
Search for grumpf on the Boards forum.This is about 3/10 on his normal trolling scale!!
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Damn my cover is about to get busted. 😉
The thread would die but I think it's the fact he's a distributor that keeps peoples interest.
Agree with above - unless he is some PR/Marketing genius I've yet to figure out.
I can't believe people allow themselves to get wound up by such obvious trolling. Definitely a very odd strategy for a brand representative though - is it definitely him?
it's not him, it will be a competitor trying to make the real surf sales Graeme look like a bit of cock.
No need
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I shall leave it to you to decide if this thread is in character or whether it is an imposter
why thank you, but you could at least get the name right. I guess being an old rep failing eyesight and all that.
its deffo graeme,in real life he's funny and does what he says he'll do
🙂
I am on a quest to find bike riders who aint total cocks and it is a tough call, but a little bit of trolling normally weeds out them as would rather be watching the Hangover movie than reading a Unix manual.
I'd rather be reading a UNIX manual. I've so far avoided watching the Hangover move. And I went for a road ride this morning dressed in lycra and probably trickled up the inside of quite a few cars along the way. I *think* from this that this means I'm a cock.
Well, never mind.
What the hell is a UNIX?
Funny thread. It does seem ironic though that GRF posts a link saying roadies are having midlife crisis a page after a photo of him looking like a midlife crisis on wheels.
Loving this thread - the only people getting upset are the idiots that post road threads on the forum of a MTB mag.
Let me get this straight...
[i]either[/i] - he is trolling and is a very funny bloke who derives satisfaction out of annoying people he has never met over the internet... in which case he is a bit of a cock.
[i]or[/i] - He sincerely has contempt for other road-users and potential customers and people who use this forum.... and is a complete cock...
Have I got this wrong?
I don't like the "lets tell his suppliers about him" posts. Smells of telling tales.
I don't like the "lets tell his suppliers about him" posts. Smells of telling tales.
that's real trolling mate, getting one of his suppliers to dump him would be epic..
Are you five years old ilovemycock?
i have a skype auto dialler, lol, going to have some fun moro morning, 0d03 8sdg53 if any one has a fax machine fax a black sheet of paper to this number :)lots and lot of times 01203 8dcde28
Now is the time mods.....
Not funny. Post reported.
reported twice now.Well done.
Which one?