Last year I put a load of oily rags in the washing machine but forgot to set it off.
Wife then put one of her favorite t shirts in and set it off.
The sh1t did not hit the fan, the fan fell in the cesspit
I agreed in writing (I know, it was dumb) to a shopping trip to London. That was about a year ago, nothing more has been said.
Today, the signed 'promise' mysteriously appeared on the dining room table.
HELP
There is no way out of this unless you want to be the person who ruins clothes and does not keep their word - a lieing barsteward basically.
MTFU get the wallet out and take one for the team.
You could of course get divorced but that will be more costly than a shopping trip
Sounds like fun, spring for a posh dinner and a hotel and you might get more than you bargained for.
we'll need to see the wording, there may be a technicality there somewhere 🙂
Tell her that you are going to make up properly - you'll arrange a limo to take you there, posh dinner, show, hotel, make a weekend, and she can blow the savings.
She'll either fear the expense and let it drift, or screw you. If the latter, at least you get a meal, a show a hopefuly a shag.
edit - Toys has obviously been married a while too!
MTFU!
No way out of it. Toys has the best idea
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Did you specifically state where you would take her?
MTMFU!
Hang on, she put one tshirt in the machine then set it going? Eco vandal!
But yes - don't fight it. Shopping can cut both ways you know.
mmmmmmm beer festival
Today, the signed 'promise' mysteriously appeared on the dining room table.
I'd pop it in the washing machine & give it a wash, a hot wash'll make it disappear.... 1 t-shirt does not equate to a shopping trip in London..
Though if you want to keep you balls, just get on with it and ask her when she want to go.
I'd pop it in the washing machine & give it a wash, a hot wash'll make it disappear....
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Some good ideas here. Just MTFU and do it.
Er... Why were you washing oily rags?
To get the oil off, of course.
How tight can you be washing oil covered rags! talk about splitting a fart in two!
Its all her fault!!!!
SHE put the washing machine on not you.
But probably best not say that,just in case.
Make sure she only buys one t-shirts though as that was all that was ruined. 😯
How tight can you be washing oil covered rags! talk about splitting a fart in two!
I do this! Finding decent cleaning rags is hard. You can't just use old shirts or t-shirts these days; they're too full of something that doesn't make them particularly absorbent.
Baby muslins work well. The big packs of 12 from mothercare are really absorbent.
You think you got into trouble with the wife's t-shirts. Imagine the cesspit I fell into when the wife found what I'd been doing with junior's muslins!
Hang on, she put one tshirt in the machine then set it going? Eco vandal!
She probably wrecked it beforehand and then seized the opportunity.
Besides did she not see/check what was in before putting her good top in (I smell a rat)
You lot crack me up sometimes
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Say you'll meet her halfway.
This happened to me a couple of months ago and it turned my missus' passive aggresive dial up to 11.
I bought her a new top, told her that she's lovely and apologised profusely. As such, my advice to you is either to fake your own death and move abroad, or chance your arm with a post shop beer fest pint or three.
Today, the signed 'promise' mysteriously appeared on the dining room table.
Can it not 'mysteriously disappear' as well then? If you know what I mean!
Baby muslims work well.
am I the only one that read it that way?
Your wife sound like good fun!
i read baby muslims as well!
a real 😯 😆 moment
Wipe your bike down with a baby Muslim? Got to be a type error?
It is actually hard to get rags, but no way would I stick them in my washing machine just the same as if I washed the dogs blanket or bed, no thanks!
Try walking into a shop and asking if they sell baby muslins. Unless you're actually in Mothercare (or you're called Madonna), you often get a bit of a look.
I did something similar by leaving putting some reusable cloths with that had be used for T-cutting in the machine and forgot to turn it on. Mrs CD then but in the towels and set it off. The towels smelt like a car workshop, and needed 3 washes to get smell out and the washing machine needed some special cleaning fluid and several empty wahes before the smell went. She wanted a new washing machine before I persuded her the smell would go.
I thought I was being environmentally freiendly by washing them but after all the water and chemicals used to get rid of the smell the rags will be going in the bin next time.
May I suggest a trip to Harley Street to get that humungous thumb shaped callus removed from your forehead.
You should have told her that the t-shirt was far too big for her and you were doing her a favour as she's much slimmer and that shirt made her look big - that would have boosted her self-esteem and you'd have had non of this. She may have been extra special later that night in the bedroom 😉
Tough shit princess. Man up and honour your agreement...
does she still have the T-shirt? Make sure you use it in front of her for wiping down your oily drivetrain 😀
rolls of centrefeed hand towel tissue
6 pack for £8 at local market
must be 6000mtrs!! last you all year
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So did you take her on a shopping trip to London!?!
Tell us what happened.