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'weird beard riders rules' 😉
Letter change from Mamadirt = Crank Whore
My other bike's .....a bike
Another bandwagon I jumped on
Leaning on bars again
"I'm doing Charlie"
wicked awesome
but spelt like matey spells it, I cant remember how he spells it? anyone?
On a spin cycle
Panic Button (then a red dot)
Eject Button
Exits here and here
Engine cut off switch
I'd rather be alone on a singletrack right now!
Bikemonger said read this!!
If I'm not here have a look down the ditch!!
Lifevest under seat
what would Sheldon ride?
Gnarly the fishmonger says: RELAX
All the gears, no idea
Stop looking at my sticker
Chain Sucker
Fatties Keep Off
PTO (inverted)
EFILGNIKCUFECIN
Charlie says... always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere
You may be able to wheelie, but I can buy beer
It's getting dark, we're out of cake, and we're riding lashed up bikes with no gears? Hit it.
Old MTBs don't die, they just loose their gears.
[s]Max[/s] Leg Power (In the 'Max Power' font)
Gears? We don't need no stinking gears!
[i]I ? my DandyHorse.
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love that one!
mincing tart
"No beard and I still ride single"
"I am not the legend that is Pete Poddy"
"No mechanicals here... damn"
"Hi - I'm GeeTee - are you Dave?"
"This machine can only swallow money"
"I'm single - are you fixed?"
Simple Speed
Reasons to be single…
Single and free
One life - Singlespeed it
KiSS
I dreamt of stacks (sure some were pretty good) but woke up and above is all I could remember 🙁
do not read this
One gear - Many speeds
Push for attention
It's just like riding a bike ... only slower
If you can read this, you're too close!
I'm more of a tryhard than you
😉
Momentum cures inertia
SS is the new golf
Who cares when you've only got one gear
One gear allows for more beer
Gears are for Queers
Questionable Purposes
singlespeeding leaves more cash for drugs and hoes
"i swapped my wife for this bike"
Singlespeed ... harder than popeyes nob
would you like to stroke my attentionchariot *
*attentionchariot is copyrighted by sstu 8)
"i can't get a SS up either"
"the single-speed bicycle lacks alternative gearing ratios, it is less versatile, as it cannot be pedaled efficiently outside of its single gearing range." you've got to love wikipedia
"Don't move mountains, ride mountains"
i must be better than you i ride a monocog
"1xgearxlegs " (But with squared symbol, no idea how you do that with this keyboard)
i love the smell of singlespeeders in the morning
Wok you looking at
"A singlespeeder is one who can't change his mind and won't change the gear." an edited Sir Winston Churchill quote
"Singlespeed is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
another edited Sir Winston Churchill quote
"Singlespeeders have all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
another edited Sir Winston Churchill quote
simplify
Size does matter
ride one
Move aside for my egochariot.
I once met someone that knows someone that met one of sheldons mates.
I only do it for the attention.
Look at me, look at me.
More toptubes than gears.
My thumbs are redundant.
Blimey, what a response. There are some great ones in there.
That's not a sticker suggestion.
And nor was that
here's one or two
in cog we trust.
Gollycog (is that pc?)
cog eat cog
it's a cogs life
cogtown (in the iconic dogtown skates style)
let a sleeping cog fly
speed me
sowing the speed of love. (is that a tears for fears lyric? FFS the crap your mind retains)
gears for fears
don't fear the gear
I'm spent. Not a sticker suggestion but could be.
I blew my load on this bike
or
I blew my load on this singlespeed
"pedalling is my religion"
"i pedal, therefore i am"
John 32:16
"For cogs so loved, I've only gotten one"
Here are my little few.....
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks youu're an @rsehole!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Adults are just kids with money!
Adrenalin is my drug of choice!
If in doubt, ride flat out! (RIP Coln Mc)
'OrienBeering World Champion 2002-2003'
'Single speed: - when I'm good I'm soo good, when I'm crap it's the bike'
the best two I can think of
deraileur = gear failure
WTF SS FTW? OMG LOL!!1!
"This is not a sticker"
So much Singletrack - So little time - So go ride!
Singletrack minded
Carlsberg made my singlespeed
if Carlsberg made bikes they'd be singlespeeds