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I need this much travel for the moral high ground I inhabit.
I'm liking that one 🙂
You may be fixie but I am fully rigid
Singlespeed. All because the lady loves bad breath.
bike.
just ride it.
(bit like nike. just do it)
Vorspring Durch Sprocket
Singlespeed. Probably the best gear in the world.
I am TandemJeremy
'Get pedalin ya stinkin f@ckwipe'
Eurovision you say?
Nil [s]points[/s] gears
Rad to the power of sick
Lick my Gusset
(one for the ladies)
I girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx
Singlespeed. Probably the best gear in the world.
A t shirt in the making. BB - do you want a job?
I'd go for the 'Chuck Norris rides a singlespeed'
and yes, a t shirt will follow.
CBM - dirty t shirt? What would that be......?
Best said with a northern accent...
Singlespeed? Knee bother!
whilst you're reading this sticker I'm staring at your girl friends t*t*
so much beer to taste, so little time to ride
gnnarrcore rad dude!
do you wear a full face helmet because you are ugly?
1st law of mtb: penis size is inversely proportional to suspension travel
is it becuase I is a singlespeeder?
singlespeed, a great excuse to buy another bike!
I ? jeycore
I ? jeycore on my dandyhorse
"Does my ring look big in this?"
or simplified, I ? my DandyHorse.
I know sheldon.
Sheldon is my friend.
Sheldon has ridden this bike.
Bikes. Better than Prozac.
Bikes. Nearly as good as beer.
Whisky chaser.
Racing is for losers.
Gears don't kill people, fixies do!!!
"Little Princess On Board"
'who knows God? God knows who'
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real is real
You never see a bike outside a psychiatrist’s office
I’m not a target for your car
Mincer on board
Singlespeed – because I’m to lazy to pick a gear
Singlespeed – because your worth it
Ride - Drink - Sleep – Repeat
Because you need 10 inches of trqel to ride spooky wood
Brake bumps – because I cant ride for S%^t
The Swede = The Stig
Nothing but a childish play-thing
If you cant see my eyes then I cant see you
actually I do own the road
Nice paint, would it like to meet my endcaps?
Above us only sky, below us only trail
This is my religion
"[Closed] Are SS riders gay?"
this is a sticker
Fear my gear!
Tears for gears
Flat out, cock out!
I'm doing it wrong.
"..your wheels are going round mate..."
Or a play on that old saying!
DrP
Single minded
Slutty ride
Look mum no gears
Singl_Sp__d = Cycling Without The Ease
'The wheels on my bike go round and round, round and round...'
'Mountainbiking - Curse of the Walking Classes'
'Sunday, Muddy Sunday...'
'Well Ridden? Call 0845 26-29-69'
'If in doubt, push..'
'I love the smell of sheep sh*t in the morning'
The going up makes the coming down a relief.
My bike is not a lemon!! (for Zesty riders)
Powered by legs but rather be drinking kegs.
Toughen Up Princess!
Bike or Hike!
'Jim'll Fixie it'
(to be sung ala Salt 'n' Peppa) 'Argh!-PSSST-Push it'
'Tweed for Speed'
'Cycle of wife'
'Wise up, build yer thighs up.'
'you drive cars, I'll drive you mad.'
'That car makes your arse look big.'
Look! A baby Robin
Too posh to push.
This week I been mostly riding......
It's only flat at the bottom
"This is my Dandyhorse
there are many others like it
but this Dandyhorse is mine"
If I ride my bike, I wears my helmet.
one gear, one mountain
dit is mijn berg, dit is mijn fiets