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Just another bike
and/or
Not just another bike
I survived the Bush administration.
'Fixed But Free' for the fixies
'Free Not Fixed' for the freewheelers
'Don't trust Full-Suss'
'Full suspension when I get my pension'
[i]This is my bike. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My bike is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bike is useless. Without my bike, I am useless.[/i]
"I take 29" in each end...."
"Harder, Faster, Longer"
It's all about the bike
Bike nerd
I lost my Wife to FatSimon
(Not really obviously).
(I hope).
Resistance is Facile
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For Joy"[/url]
(after Burt Bacharach [i]On A Bicycle Built For Joy[/i])
Re: "This machine kills fascists"
What a marvellous synchronicity filled world we live in...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/steverile/4676278398/in/set-72157623895034822/
This machine kills fascias.
This machine kills fuschias.
[Edit] someone above me orginally posted 'fascias'...
"attention whore"
wwaswas - great minds, etc. I was oscillating wildly between guttering & flowers, as you do.
ballsy xc
keyboard warrior
sh1t, f-ck, b*llocks, c=nt, satan
trail ale male fail
MTFU
No, I'm Spartacus
I just wee'd in your shoes
If you can read this, the toddler seat has fallen off
This machine kills my knees
That hill's not steep, its a stern walk.
My ego is considerably larger than yours.
Got gears fool? How about you just MTFU!
There is no plan B.
I drive an audi
Vital statistics: 32:16
Ouch
Stoked on Single
"and also avaiable with gears" but i think that one been done before!
I like to grind my Granny!!
Real singlespeeders push back
Antistiffbackgravelhogestablishmentism
I ride like a ****, me
'I slow down for whores'
'Remove before use'
Smell my niche
Im a crank whore
I havent got tourettes I really think you are a c**t
Straddle my 21" Giant
havent got tourettes I really think you are a c**t
Pop I'm shocked at your potty mouth!
This is how i Roll
I "Fixied" your mom
As I replied to a pub landlady when asked why we hadn't travelled by car at the weekend and instead opted for a 100+ mile ride to the passport office and back...
"too lazy to drive"
Tazzy-tsk tsk---clot!!
When do you want my big red wanga?
Bare e[b]SS[/b]entials
Mincing Machine
Pop I'll give ya wanga a good going over tomorrow night I'll txt you.
cheers
Taz
Its a Singlering thing
SS cos Sheldon told me too !
STICKER (rapid descent Scotland)
are we there yet ?
I'm bored
Pedal faster then !
Where's my ring ?
extra frame tubes give you moobs (one for the super nichers out there!!)
gears for queers
just pedal the ****in thing
big wheels for big hills
MTFU or FTFO!
I'll see your 27 gears and raise you two busted knees
I have become death, destroyer of gears. [i]Edited Oppenheimer.
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What would Charlie do?
I may have been drinking.
My other bike has THREE top tubes.
gears are for queers!
'Take the dirt track'
'Real men do it in padded pants'
'My wife doesn't know about this one'
'My girlfriend doesn't know I spent the wedding fund'
'Blood, sweat and fears'
'I didn't mean to run over the dog'
"If you think I'm slow on this you want to see me on my road bike!"
Gears are for the old and frail.
A single speed is all I need
"Convert"
Sticker to be issued free with conversion kits.