'I slow down for whores'
'Remove before use'
Smell my niche
Im a crank whore
I havent got tourettes I really think you are a c**t
Straddle my 21" Giant
havent got tourettes I really think you are a c**t
Pop I'm shocked at your potty mouth!
This is how i Roll
I "Fixied" your mom
As I replied to a pub landlady when asked why we hadn't travelled by car at the weekend and instead opted for a 100+ mile ride to the passport office and back...
"too lazy to drive"
Tazzy-tsk tsk---clot!!
When do you want my big red wanga?
Bare e[b]SS[/b]entials
Mincing Machine
Pop I'll give ya wanga a good going over tomorrow night I'll txt you.
cheers
Taz
Its a Singlering thing
SS cos Sheldon told me too !
STICKER (rapid descent Scotland)
are we there yet ?
I'm bored
Pedal faster then !
Where's my ring ?
extra frame tubes give you moobs (one for the super nichers out there!!)
gears for queers
just pedal the ****in thing
big wheels for big hills
MTFU or FTFO!
I'll see your 27 gears and raise you two busted knees
I have become death, destroyer of gears. [i]Edited Oppenheimer.
[/i]
What would Charlie do?
I may have been drinking.
My other bike has THREE top tubes.
gears are for queers!
'Take the dirt track'
'Real men do it in padded pants'
'My wife doesn't know about this one'
'My girlfriend doesn't know I spent the wedding fund'
'Blood, sweat and fears'
'I didn't mean to run over the dog'
"If you think I'm slow on this you want to see me on my road bike!"
Gears are for the old and frail.
A single speed is all I need
"Convert"
Sticker to be issued free with conversion kits.
This is my Drug, I love to Pedal
Are you sitting comfortably?
(seen / heard somewhere before, I think...)
Gear Prudence
Ride my ring.
If you can read this I've run you over. Sorry.
Gear prudence. Is a classic def on the shortlist.
I grew a beared to ride this singlespeed, fixie, riged cyclocross but i looked a right tit...
Singlespeeder, so don't step on my dick.
my contenders would be:
happy bum
if i look sad it's because i'm upside down
the monkey made me do it
cut'n'shut
you won't believe how much i paid for this
mummy wouldn't buy me a bmx
hello, is it me you're looking for
look no hands
get hammered like jesus
you should see the other guy
dolphins are whores
bike & beer - in that order
tell the missus i'm working late
i'm back in the community
rusty nuts
good lawd, use a mirror once in a while
Chad Valley.
That way no one will pinch your dandyhorse
I [b]don't[/b] stop to pee
"Singlespeeder Doublelover"
"Obviously I have a singlespeed"
"Forgot the car"
"OMG one-gear LOL"
Momentum whore
One ring to bind them all
if(singlespeed) then beard = true;
just because I have a beard doesn't mean I'll eat your baby
I live to fettle
Loving:
It's not niche, there's a recession
Is that a bike or a handbag?
(although i can't claim to have made it up - heard as heckle at Dalby NPS)
It's not niche, there's a recession
It's going on the short List.
Thursday we will have a fresh post with the shortlist. Bit of a vote. And Friday is the grand award ceremony.
"Not Nearly Niche Enough"
"Your sister's athletic"
"... and so is your Mum"
[i]"Send it, yaaaah"[/i]
[i]"property of .........."[/i]
[i]"if found broken I'm within 20ft & crying"[/i]
[i]"where's the race?"[/i]
[i]"why race?"[/i]
[i]"I [bike lane type pic of bike] my bike"[/i] as in I [heart] my bike.
[i]"I paid for England in 2010"[/i]
[i]"Rubber fetishist on board"[/i]
Cars are c*ck bins
Beware the cog
The Cogfather
I'm the Cogfather
Had more rides than Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka
Hows my riding? Call 0800 **** off
Who needs thumbs?
You don't need thumbs for this niche
Got to admit I've not read all the entries (6 pages and counting) so forgive if I'm duplicating but this has got me thinking as you can probably tell with the density of posting just now.
[i]"No Hills, No Thrills"
"Fatigue not included"
"My SShit"
"Ride me hard ride me fast"
"More Thrills, less pills"
"Does my tummy look big on/in this"
"skidz r 4 kidz"
"wheelies r 4 weenies"
"I blame the tyres"
[/i]
"clean me"
"Say no to Jetwash"
Compare my mere gear.
with a picture of a meerkat below it.
ffs.. now i am chanting "comparee my meree gearrr.commm" in my head.
Wheelie Envy
An old one but i like
'Ride it like you stole it!' 🙂
Ride it Rigid
Fork The Rent
Forkin good ride
I'll shut up now, I've got to work and the Forum told me I was moving too fast.
“Never miss an opportunity for a milkshake”
You said that on the phone to me the other week Charlie. Whilst I was ordering bits and you broke off to shout in a drinks order.
Clipless is for the clueless
will pedal faster for attention
i only pedal this hard when i know someones watching
i ride a singlespeed, whats your excuse
I have a beard. Your argument is invalid.
should be working .. but the milkshake one got me thinking, tho maybe a bit long for a sticker
[i]My Dandyhorse brings all the boyz to the yard and I'm like, it's better than yours[/i]
touched by the hand of [s]God[/s] Sheldon
my Dandyhorse has no dangly bits
Don't Gear the Reaper
Singles Club: WLTM ride, GSOH, 32:16
"Juan is plenty"
"All the gears = No ideas"
"Chicks dig this"
"Yes, I'm high.. But I rode up"
"Always in the right gear"
"Get out of my ****in' way!"
The Ring of Tire
(humming along to Johnny Cash)
59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W
(google it)
I ride tubeless
59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W
😆 Very good
Grass needs cut.
[i]said with a German accent[/i]
Singlespeeders - the friendly SS organisation
My knees are evil and must be destroyed.
'Well riden? If so I'm stolen, call 999'.
yes you can ride my bike, if I can ride your wife.
SS: Definition- alternative spelling of masochism
Singlespeed: Putting the 'S' in S&M
Not sure why they call it single speed, I go lots of different speeds on my single geared bike.
How's my riding? Call (bikemongers phone number)!
I brake for kittens!
SRAEGGNIKCUFON
Does my bum look big on this? (for the ladies)
Get off my line fatty!
Chainstay
Say... get offa ma face....... you silly lesbians
Cliche Niche Quote
Welcome to the gunshow
My drinking club has a riding problem
Ok... too effin busy to do the awards tonight. Still unloading a pallet of fixies and new el mariachis.... Mmmm
So we will have a short list tomorrow morning, and the award ceremony on Sunday... no need to stay in tonight, you can now go and have adance n stuff.
All the best
Charlie
cliche niche quiche
white knuckle ride
Niche is a Cliche?
Touche
Obviously with the funny foreign accents and lines above letters because niche doesn't rhyme with cliche but cliche and touche have the say terminal accent
stop rewording my quote! bastards 😀
59°06'03" N 3°16'46" W?
I get 'Solar Eclipse' or 'Hob Nob anyone'. I guess I must broiwse for different stuff to you guys
'stinks of effort'
Five knuckle buckle
bomb hole bandit
uphill planter
I ride the yeast extract motorway
Turf burglar
Steel jockey
Dialed Out
Heed my Steed
Jumpin' joe-he's-phat
One gear, still no idea.
Bike-slut