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  • You can forget your cancer, laxative overdoses, amputated feet and snapped banjo
  • duntmatter
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    After wearing a hat earlier, I keep thinking I still am. This is intolerable.

    konadad
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    my mate once wiped his bum on some yellow fluffy stuff sticking out of the wall cuz no bog roll. it was a bit more scratchy than izal

    philbert31
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    One day when I was younger my mum had been using her curling tongues, at the same time my dad was sat watching tv in his shorts oblivious to my idea which was to hold the still red hot tongues against his shin, I can’t explain the noise he made but how I’m still here today is a testament to the control and patience my dad has! 🙂

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