A Yorkshireman would never "I'm just of to t'shop" cause their all to tight to spend any money. The "T" thing is Lancashire.
Though once in a pub I did here a chap give the Yorkshire war cry when told the price of a pint "Ow much".
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translate these then!
1. Intitot2. Guizit
3. Summatsupeer
4. Gerritetten
5. Gerartnit
6. Supwidee
7. Smarrerweeim
8. Iampgorrit
9. Azeegeniter
10. Geeit mester
11. Eez gooinooam
12. Astha gorrit reight
13. Isthemum
14. Ast gorrit withy
15. Purrimineer
16. Ayampt eared nowt
17. Thalafta gerra newun
18. Eeesezazitintis – burraberritiz
19. Lerrus gerrus andswesht
20. Sumonemz gorragerroff
21. Weev gorra gerrus imbux
22. Thamus gerrit lernt
23. Shutthigob
24. Owzeeno
25. Aberritinterz
26. Eez nobutta babbi
27. Asta seenim ont telli
28. Nardendee wotardoooin
29. Corforus apostate itmornin
30. Lerrus gurrat pizchers
31. Astagorratenna
32. Eeenose nowt abartit
33. Eez gunna gerra lotta lolli forrit
34. Lerra gerontbus
35. Eedursnt purrizead undert watta
36. Eesezeantaddit
37. Oowurreewee – wuree weeizsen
38. Ateldim burreewunt lissen
39. Lerim purrizaton
40. Astle clowt thi if that dunt gioer
41. Tintintin
42. Gerarry tergithi and weeit
43. Eez gorriz attooam
44. Thawansta wesh thi eeroils aht
45. Middadz gorrajag
46. Thakkan ifthawannts
47. Tantad nowt dunnatit as I nose on
48. Cantha kumtowerowse tunneet
49. Weerz gaffa
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Apparently there's a new kind of chewable ecstacy in Sheffield. It's called 'e by gum'.
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translate these then!
1. Intitot=my that is extremely warm2. Guizit= please give me it here good fellow.
3. Summatsupeer=one is thinking something is amiss.
4. Gerritetten=please eat it
5. Gerartnit=oh do please go away
6. Supwidee= (I'm assuming this is spelt wrong)=what seems to be the matter dear chap
7. Smarrerweeim=what appears to be the trouble with yonder chap
8. Iampgorrit=I'm afraid I don't have it dear fellow
9. Azeegeniter=Did that fellow give it to her
10. Geeit mester=give it the kind gent
11. Eez gooinooam=the chap is making his way to his abode
12. Astha gorrit reight=are you sure that you are correct dear fellow
13. Isthemum=It is your mother
14. Ast gorrit withy=do you have it about you person dear fellow
15. Purrimineer=put him in here
16. Ayampt eared nowt=I'm afraid I have not heard anything
17. Thalafta gerra newun=I'm afraid you'll have to replace it
18. Eeesezazitintis – burraberritiz=he denies it is his property but I am thinking to the contrary
19. Lerrus gerrus andswesht=one would like to immerse ones hands in water
20. Sumonemz gorragerroff=a select few chaps will have to alight/leave
21. Weev gorra gerrus imbux=we church going few need our pages of hymnal lyrics
22. Thamus gerrit lernt=one must be able to know it off by heart
23. Shutthigob=do please be quiet and stop speaking
24. Owzeeno=how does that chap have the knowledge
25. Aberritinterz=I am assuming that it does not belong to that dear lady
26. Eez nobutta babbi=he is an infant
27. Asta seenim ont tellihave you viewed the chap on the television
28. Nardendee wotardoooin=what is one upto
29. Corforus apostate itmornin=I would like you to call upon my person at half past the hour of eight in the morn
30. Lerrus gurrat pizchers=we shall make our way to the cinema
31. Astagorratenna=do you have ten pounds sterling about your person
32. Eeenose nowt abartit=the chap has no knowledge
33. Eez gunna gerra lotta lolli forrit=it is worth quite a sum of money
34. Lerra gerontbus=let her take public transport
35. Eedursnt purrizead undert watta=he never washes his head
36. Eesezeantaddit=he denies ever having it
37. Oowurreewee – wuree weeizsen=who was with the chap or was he alone
38. Ateldim burreewunt lissen=I informed the fellow of my opinion, which he chose to ignore it
39. Lerim purrizaton=let the fellow put on his head wear
40. Astle clowt thi if that dunt gioer=If you persist I will have to administer a sound thrashing
41. Tintintin=it would appear not to be in the metallic receptacle
42. Gerarry tergithi and weeit=(dubious spelling)=avoid giving it to you
43. Eez gorriz attooam=He has his at his abode
44. Thawansta wesh thi eeroils aht=one needs to pay more attention to what one is saying
45. Middadz gorrajag=my father drives a jaguar motor vehicle
46. Thakkan ifthawannts=It is entirely at your discretion dear fellow
47. Tantad nowt dunnatit as I nose on_ I am unaware of any tampering
48. Cantha kumtowerowse tunneet=Could one visit my abode this evening
49. Weerz gaffa =Where would your boss be at this moment
Posted 2 years ago # -
That's a lanky dialect quiz, not yaarksher.
and it does annoy me when southerners think t' goes before any noun. As has been pointed out, t' only goes before consonant - before a vowel, th' is required. In many cases, the preceding word is also followed by 't
e.g.
Am goin't t'pub
Purrit in't th'ovenetc etc
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Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to injecting ecstacy directly into their mouths. The process is known as E-by'gum.
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A Yorkshireman would never "I'm just of to t'shop" cause their all to tight to spend any money. The "T" thing is Lancashire.
Is Yorkshire not in Lancashire? either that or it's part of Lancashire.
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Aye lad, it's from Lancashire, where the generous and cheerful (in sharp contrast to their miserable and tight-fisted neighbours) populace can speak proper. How many Yorkshire comedians can you name? Exactly.
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OK - heading across to the west of Lancashire
A man walks into a St Helens shop
"Hello I'd like to buy some turps"
"Certainly sir, would you like audio turps or video turps?"
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Oh no its turning into a war of the roses!! Someone will be saying Tod is in Lancashire next!!!!
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I'm from yorkshire and don't here t' often, but it almost always gets used with reference to the pub. I don't think I'd ever say anything other than "off t't'pub".
Oh, and lancashire's sheeeite.
And, while we're here, Halifax is just a satellite of Huddersfield, not a town in its own right.
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Just to be pedantic, as you probably know, the War of the Roses was nothing to do with Lancashire and Yorkshire. However, us Lancastrians won. probably. Or would have if it had been a proper war.
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You did kill alot of witches in Lancashire though, poor Alice Nutter.
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"Hello I'd like to buy some turps"[quote]
"Certainly sir, would you like audio turps or video turps?"
Said it to myself about 10 time & don't get it, explanation please?
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And if we're being pedantic Halifax = Minster Town, Huddersfield = Market Town. I think that calls for a ner ner ne ner ner
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I've calculated it based on a size/number of scallies/quality of night out basis
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Who said, 'From Hull, Hell and Halifax, good lord deliver me'?
You've got me on the witches. I'm from Pendle (albeit currently exiled in Cumbria), we do like a good witch hunt round there. Alice Nutter was asking for it, if you ask me. I'll bet she had a cat.
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Halifax = Minster Town
Surely if it has a Minster it is a City? (Just like York is a City as it has a Minster but no Cathedral).Posted 2 years ago # -
Thats from the Beggars Litany by John Taylor, praise be to wikipedia!!!
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Said it to myself about 10 time & don't get it, explanation please?
Tapes
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God, are we still going!?
Don't you dare insult HappyFlaps, it's a great town!
The Dalesmans Litany, FW Moorman
It's hard when fowks can't finnd their wark
Wheer they've bin bred an' born;
I were young I awlus thowt
I'd bide 'mong t' roots an' corn.
I've bin forced to work i' towns,
So here's my litany:
Frae Hull, an' Halifax, an' Hell,
Gooid Lord, deliver me!When I were courtin' Mary Ann,
T' owd squire, he says one day:
“I've got no bield1 for wedded fowks;
Choose, wilt ta wed or stay?”
I couldn't gie up t' lass I loved,
To t' town we had to flee:
Frae Hull, an' Halifax, an' Hell,
Gooid Lord, deliver me!I've wrowt i' Leeds an' Huthersfel',
An' addled honest brass;
I' Bradforth, Keighley, Rotherham,
I've kept my barns an' lass.
I've travelled all three Ridin's round,
And once I went to sea:
Frae forges, mills, an' coalin' boats,
Gooid Lord, deliver me!I've walked at neet through Sheffield loans,
'T were same as bein' i' Hell:
Furnaces thrast out tongues o' fire,
An' roared like t' wind on t' fell.
I've sammed up coals i' Barnsley pits,
Wi' muck up to my knee:
Frae Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham,
Gooid Lord, deliver me!I've seen grey fog creep ower Leeds Brig
As thick as bastile soup;
I've lived wheer fowks were stowed away
Like rabbits in a coop.
I've watched snow float down Bradforth Beck
As black as ebiny:
Frae Hunslet, Holbeck, Wibsey Slack,
Gooid Lord, deliver me!But now, when all wer childer's fligged,
To t' coontry we've coom back.
There's fotty mile o' heathery moor
Twix' us an' t' coal-pit slack.
And when I sit ower t' fire at neet,
I laugh an' shout wi' glee:
Frae Bradforth, Leeds, an Huthersfel',
Frae Hull, an' Halifax, an' Hell,
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The Doog - Member
Oh no its turning into a war of the roses!! Someone will be saying Tod is in Lancashire next!!!!
You;re not bloody dumping it on us, it's a Yorskhire town, you can have it
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Yep, they can have it. We'll have our Lake District territories back at the same time. And Manchester. Not sure about Liverpool, though.
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Here in the south of course, we simply observe your charming rural eccentricities and clog-wearing banter with fond amusement of the sort one might feel for one's forelock-tugging little servants...
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In the same way we observe your metropolitan eccentricities Mr W....
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Yorkshire couple go on holiday to Benidorm. They pack all the Sunday dinner ingredient too as they cannot do without their beloved Yorkshire Pudding and gravy. To their horror whilst unpacking, the wife notices they have forgotten to pack the gravy granules.
“ Ere love, go next door and ask that English couple if they’ve got any Bisto granules with them” says the wife.
So off he pops next door and asks:
“Ast tha got any bisto? “ asks the Yorkshireman
“p1ss off you bl00dy Spaniard” replies the English bloke.......
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Ere love, go next door and ask that English couple if they’ve got any Bisto granules with them
The wife didn't sound very Yorkshire.
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The "T" thing is Lancashire.
We use it a lot in Nottinghamshire too, well at least the common end where I'm from - Sutton in Ashfield.
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Sutton in Ashfield makes Pendle look like Knightsbridge. (this could become a good 'insult everyone else's place of birth' thread)
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I used to date a Nottinghamshire lass and goaded her regularly on her accent or lack of, i described it as a news reader accent i.e no discernable tones or inflections to suggest where they're from!!!
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Could be worse. We could be from Stook! (Stoke for the less well travelled) Now that's a shocking accent. Works by speaking but not actually opening your mouth.
Love from Bedrock (Born in Brum, Halifax for life)
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examples of the 't' thing - as i've learned to interpret them...
as off t' pub = i'm going to the pub
its in '' fridge (the t is there, but silent) = it's in the fridge.
(a midlander, of scottish, yorkshire, west country ancestors)
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