Have a ‘dirty’ evening where you both agree beforehand that you will not have sex. That should eliminate performance anxiety as you don’t have to perform, just enjoy it.

You can also get sprays from many sex shops, or via the internet, and they do work!!!!!

Mick youre a very brave man for airing your feelings, and best of luck to you both

Have a ‘dirty’ evening where you both agree beforehand that you will not have sex. That should eliminate performance anxiety as you don’t have to perform, just enjoy it.

You could also enjoy a bottle of champagne then use the bottle on yourself whilst your missus watches whistles

I like the name of that “Menhancer” stuff you see in the motorway service station vending machines.

Can’t vouch for whether it works though.

someone at work was recommending “horny goat weed”…

just drink alcohol…

Welcome to Hora’s World. Fasten your seatbelts please 😯

You could also enjoy a bottle of champagne then use the bottle on yourself whilst your missus watches

You need to drill a hole in the bottom(*) or you get nasty air pressure issues. Er, I expect.

(* – of the bottle!!)

Tiger P8nis?

Although I’d recommend shooting the Tiger first before attempting to ingest..

Anyway, you should be able to get Viagra readily on the black market at the moment. There was a lorryload of the stuff stolen from customs last week. Police are looking for hardened criminals.

(coat please)

I’d recommend shooting the Tiger first

If he could do that he wouldn’t need the pills.

You could have somebodies eye out with that

Erm, sex + pills = What exactly?

This worries me.

Flushed face and sore head, and it only works if you’re horny (i.e. you don’t just ‘get’ a stiffy). Don’t buy from the local chemist – you can get packs for half the price through an online pharmacy. And you’ll probably only need half the pill too. And it tastes foul!

kit what exactly are you tasting? the before or the result?

Can’t believe all these “healthy cyclists” would advocate putting something blue from a service station vending machine in their body. By definition it can’t be a medicine as MHRA are very strict on these things and therefore these products can’t have active ingredients that have been tested properly.

You could try ‘Horny Goat Weed’ which is a more natural product rather than a drug first. H&B and Zipvit stock it.

🙄

Of course something made to poor quality control standards/sold by some hippy which may/may not have an active ingredient (therefore = a drug) is far better than something made to exacting standards that has been through years of clinical trials 🙄

The OP has a prescription from his GP so there’s no need for quackery or buying counterfeit. It’s just a question of getting it dispensed. If NHS script then any pharmacy will do or if it’s a private script then beware as prices vary massively.

Try these for a good price and discrete delivery
Pharmacy2U

Good luck with your treatment

Pharmacy ‘2’ ‘u’

Does their Customer service rep reply to your emails hello m8 how is the order bruv?

and if you say good. they reply lol?

😆

ages since I’ve posted here so let’s just jump in at the deep end.. so to speak..

5 years ago this coming May I was operated on for prostate cancer… since that time the little blue pill, or the little yellow pill ( cialis ) has been my friend

if you are having “issues” even temporary issues get on to your doc for a prescription ( or whatever means ) and get on with it… 🙂

viagra .. effects within an hour and lasting up to 4 hours (no, not continually )

cialis.. effects within an hour and lasting up to 36 hrs. ( take once and effects on demand )

my doc also tells me that there is a new drug out.. disolve the pill under your tongue and stand back

Ok well done you for talking in an open forum, never used drugs like Viagra myself but I can empathise about the difficulties you’re having. When I met my gf she was really really unsure about the whole thing and it was really confusing and embarrassing and weird for a bit. There we were massively fancying each other, being horny as goats one minute, and fed up/ confused/ hurt the next.

Give yourselves some time and space just to relax, sex is not the be all and end all of a relationship, it’s important for sure, but it needs to be right for both of you. If you have feelings for each other then it’ll be ok.

can’t comment from personal experience but after my dad had his bladder and prostate removed he struggled and now uses viagra, no negative experiences or horror stories so far from him. +1squillion kudos for the honesty dude 🙂

Used it a couple of times in the past (for the shortened reload time as someone else said…) gives me an intense headache though so wasn’t worth it (and that was taking only 1/4 of a tablet). I’d say it’s worth a go in your situation though (nurofen helps if you end up the same way I did…)

disolve the pill under your tongue and stand back

why – in case you knock something over – is it that fast acting???

I don’t see why anyone should be embarrassed. Seriously. In the school playground maybe.

TurnerGuy – Member

disolve the pill under your tongue and stand back

why – in case you knock something over – is it that fast acting???

I’ve not seen these pills (yet) but thats what my doc says.

I’ve not seen these pills (yet) but thats what my doc says.

so you need to stand back in case you knock something over ? 🙂

I dont know your take on recreation usage of such things but an ex of mine got hold of a load (housemate had just got back from thailand) and we both took some, she certainly seemed to get something off it as well and could turn it into more of a fun thing 😀

Reload time? what reload time…Just keep on going*!

*I was ~22 at the time

so you need to stand back in case you knock something over ?

something… or someone.
🙄

Interesting thread, if a bit like the Inbetweeners for the Over 40s.

Friend of mine a few years back was in a similar situation, had only been with one woman for many years, that was over and he was dating a new woman.

He said it was like driving a car, the basic controls are all in the same place, but the effect can differ significantly according to make and model. And the route chosen for the road test, type of fuel used, we had a fun evening making up more lame jokes.

Sorry probably not very helpful, just a cute analogy.

I tried it once but took it a little early had a stonkin erection well 2inches all round tescos time i got to my destination it kinda sucked all blood from my head… cider is best n burp worm to see some friends off before ur w/e thanks dr bob

I tried it once but took it a little early had a stonkin erection well 2inches all round tescos time i got to my destination it kinda sucked all blood from my head… cider is best n burp worm to see some friends off before ur w/e thanks dr bob

😯 lasting damage ?

Yes I admit it I know plenty about viagra.
More specificallt how it binds to PDE5, why vardenafil works better, what are the side effects etc etc.
However having studied it during my PhD does help

This must be the first post I’ve seen on here where nobody has fallen out!!

Nice meal, 2 hours together in bath, bottle of Pinot Grigio and my former self soon returned, and it did this morning prescription still in the car and it’s staying there, thanks to you all for helping me in a very respectful manner.

Weyhey! Congratulations. Great post, no fallings out and a happy ending 🙂

I’ve used a herbal tablet called ‘Herbal Blue’ when tired and stressed, I got it from the local sex shop but you can get it on Ebay

It last for about 3 days.

We’ve both talked, stroked, all sorts but we can’t relax.

Perhaps if that’s the case then you aren’t quite ready to be jumping into bed together? Just take your time, someone else suggested just having nights out together, have a laugh, have non bedroom fun. Sex isn’t everything and people put so much pressure on themselves to think that they should be doing it at every possible free second.

We’ve never used Viagra so this post isn’t particularly helpful to you but if you’ve been offered a prescription by your doctor then go for that, and any counseling he offered. Don’t go for some herbal remedy or something you can find cheaper off t’internet, it’s not worth taking the risk.

Edit: Missed your last post – go you!!!!

Edit Edit: 2 hrs in a bath – did you not both look like prunes when you got out. Try shower next time, shower sex is amazing 8) Especially with…. oh never mind 🙂

This isn’t about pills, it’s all in your head, clearly. I had exactly the same thing after my first marriage ended in a flurry of multiple women then found one really a bit too young for me and I had a few issues exactly as you describe.

So, some things to get straight in your head, it can and does happen to all of us, it’s just a matter of when and how, sometimes it can be drink, sometimes stress, whatever, it does.

The other ramification you must consider (this might make it worse for you) but she must be thinking it’s her fault, not attractive enough for you, something she’s doing wrong etc etc, so the problem is shared, only she hasn’t got anything structural to fix so to speak.

Edit Oh and try not to use any kind of drug ever if I can avoid it, so no to the blue pill.
Edit Oh and never use drugs of any kind if I can avoid them, so no I wouldn’t bother, fix the mind first.

I’d give it a rest, try and diffuse the situation then sooner or later it’ll just come back on its own, try not to think about it, use natures natural moments (piss proud in the morning) once you’ve done it once or twice it’ll go away, it’s all just nerves.

This is going to sound a boast, but since I’m in a totally anonymous environment I can speak about it, I never have until now, but my problem was exacerbated by personal physical issues in that I’m a bit bigger in the endowment area than I would like and have had ‘fit’ issues as well and it takes more to ‘get it up and keep it that way’ so I know exactly where you are.

All I can say is try not to let it get to you, make a joke about it, take the blame entirely on yourself don’t make her feel bad and get your ‘timing’ right, women are more susceptible at different time cycles and the ferramones work in both your interests, (bit like dogs and heat, we don’t like to talk that way, but it is true).

So good luck and my respect for bringing it up, I’ve been fine for twenty years now, but still worry every now and again and as soon as i do, I then have to worry even more, it’s a nightmare trying to forget so you can ‘get on with it’.

Edit Oh and try not to use any drug if I can avoid it so no to the blue pill

Great stuff! Im bookmarking this- funnier than some of the joke threads we’ve had!
Hora- youre mad!! 😆

A mate of mine went through a similar situation as the OP after loosing his job and started to fail to rise to the occasion. His marriage then failed (she made his problem public knowledge)he met another women but same situation. He was started to use Viagra but after a while was back to rising to the occasion without the help of the blue pill. He put it down to the stress he was under at the time and the vicious circle of anxiety when it was time to perform that exaggerated the problem. Once he was happier in life and knowing with Viagra he could get an erection he’d relaxed enough to for it to happen naturally.

:oops:Sorry, missed the fact you’ve sorted it, good well done, but in my case, it was there now in my head, the fear, and who that biatch was in someone else’s post who took the piss and told everyone, probably the worse thing you could do to a bloke. Still it put paid to my philandering which was going nowhere and I’ve been happily with the same partner ever since, it helped that eventually she got an orgasm pretty much every time which didn’t happen that often with previous women and made me feel a bit better about myself.

Lots of psychology in this wham bam and thank you mam stuff innit?

LSD and sex can be extremely funny, especially when you get distracted by the curtains halfway through!!

emma82 – Member

Sex isn’t everything

Perfect illustration of the difference between men and women.

Why?