I woke up in a cold sweat last night, knowing that we’re only a matter of weeks from Russia flexing its muscles over Ukraine by firing off a few nukes to major sites. Actually, I was quite lucid, realising that they might even consider dropping one in one of the Great Lakes as a show of force…
Anyway, the reason for my concern was knowing what to do when that happens. As an established city dweller with no countryside skills and severe myopia, realistically I’m in the “collateral damage” cohort of the population. Even if I escaped out to the wilderness I’d have no clue what to do when I got there, other than trying to club squirrels to death with some golf clubs. Which makes me sad 😥
So, cheer me up – what are your apocalypse plans? And what skills can I learn to improve my chances?