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  • What's YOUR apocalypse plan?
  • cfinnimore
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    I’ve deliberately avoided Proper Opiates in life so I can enjoy them come the Apocalypse.

    rogerthecat
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    I shall descend into Peak Cavern for a few years and emerge Gollum like, after surviving by eating fishesses.

    Or, just watch my skin blister off, hair and teeth fall out, and die screaming in agony.

    Malvern Rider
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    Humans are part of Nature, like it or not. But we do get to choose how we treat the rest of it, ie live sustainably/kindly or not, so we are arguably ‘nastier’ when not doing so.

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Loving the idea of “Miffed Max” 😆

    MoreCashThanDash
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    And anyway, Flashy will be playing “Laughing on Judgement Day” at full volume!

    nicko74
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    To be honest. It’s what this planet needs a good wipe out then a few thousand years to recover from mankind.

    You may be right, as long as it only happens to everyone else 🙂

    jambourgie
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    Most importantly, how would an apocalypse affect house prices? I predict a temporary slowdown in growth.

    miketually
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    We live half way between a nuclear power plant and a large garrison. The local airport is strategic because its long runway length allows B52s to use it. We’re not a million miles from Fylingdales.

    thegreatpotato
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    You wait 30 years for an apocalypse, and then two come along at once…
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/killer-asteroid-could-strike-earth-next-week-doomsday-112509603.html#EBTbIQq

    (Oh, and that news story was published last week.)

    twinw4ll
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    As long as the fall out dosn’t affect the ale stocks, my plan is to drink ale.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    😀 @ Thunder reference!

    I think “Miffed Max” would be awesome! Post apocalyptic, but still properly attired.

    brakes
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    Go and steal a plasma TV from Currys, set fire to a car, get out of dodge.
    Standard.

    bikebouy
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    MrsBouys family farm is near Menwith Hill early warning station nr Harrogate, the farms organic so it would play merry hell with the grass n’all.. Be a bugger that considering all the hard work and red tape we had to go through to get accreditation.. But then who’d be left to eat radiated beef?
    Could open a neon glowing kebab shop s’pose 😆

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Struggling to get a proper witty one in linking Miffed Max and Thunder Dome

    Northwind
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    1) Survive until the insulin runs out
    2) Die

    IanW
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    Wouldn’t an apocalypse pretty much void any plan?

    IanW
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    If it was just a notable reduction in the number humans I would probably enjoy the opportunity to ride my bike with a reduced chance of being killed by some **** in a car.

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Actually there’s cheeky path across a nearby golf course that would be worth a look….

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