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  • What makes me giggle on classifieds.
  • Wally
    Full Member

    THIS WILL REALLY STAND OUT
    Selling for a mate
    First to see will buy
    RRP was..
    £1000+ but posting a photo is too much
    hassle.
    Classified only users (contentious)
    Link to pinkbike

    Might just be me.

    sadexpunk
    Full Member

    any trial….

    wrecker
    Free Member

    The thing is, uploading pics to pinkbike is really easy. Here, no so much.

    Stoner
    Free Member

    V braked single speed from the parts bin £500 coz it’s “pimped” apparently…

    bongohoohaa
    Free Member

    Email me for pics, also try and guess my location.

    Stevet1
    Free Member
    hammyuk
    Free Member

    Lazy links…..

    dmorts
    Full Member

    Usual marks from cable rub

    Usual marks from bike rack

    In my book this is just carelessness.

    Usual marks from the odd crash, fine. In fact I like the story they tell.

    I suppose light cable rub is ok, as it let’s you know where to patch the frame.

    SaxonRider
    Full Member

    The thing is, uploading pics to pinkbike is really easy. Here, no so much.

    Doesn’t compute. Never had the slightest bit of trouble, and am not especially technologically competent.

    IHN
    Full Member

    Some things for sale!!!!!

    IHN
    Full Member

    Upgraded

    binners
    Full Member

    The thing is, uploading pics to pinkbike is really easy. Here, no so much.

    It is fiendishly difficult. You didn’t get the memo about the classes then…?

    muzzle
    Free Member

    GRAB A BARGAIN!!!!!1!!1!!

    iainc
    Full Member

    can i post up a lazy link to the bargaintastic Islabike I’m selling ? I can mail pics although I do think the first to see it will buy it …. 🙂

    maybe not then !

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    V braked single speed from the parts bin £500 coz it’s “pimped” apparently…

    You forgot the 10 years old as well…

    LoCo
    Free Member

    You forgot the 10 years old as well…

    That’s retro niche 🙄 😉

    trail_rat
    Free Member

    forum classifieds special price……*

    * of more than its worth……

    jimmy
    Full Member

    barely a mark on them

    Sorry, it’s been 4 years

    zzjabzz
    Free Member

    “Only issue is ****, which is an easy fix”

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Jammy…..let it go….let it go….!

    😉

    peterfile
    Free Member

    “CLEAR OUT!”

    three things for sale

    Blazin-saddles
    Free Member

    “Only issue is ****, which is an easy fix”

    Always makes me smile. If it’s that easy a fix why didn’t they do it before the sale to increase value/chance of selling. Nearly always on a used car ad.

    Nobeerinthefridge
    Free Member

    Not quite a giggle, more of a cringe…….

    Dibs.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    I would say rentons for sale threads but then, they’re never actually in the classifieds section.

    ‘Why won’t my (thing) sell? Here’s a full spec, pics and price…’

    stevied
    Free Member

    When a classified only user pops up on the main forum asking if anyone knows such and such…as they bought something and it’s not turned up.

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    “CLEAR OUT!”

    three things for sale

    All of which are ‘for spares’…

    riddoch
    Full Member

    Anyone remember those church shoes?
    The same thing resisted every time it drops off the page for weeks, if it hasn’t sold in the first day it’s too expensive or too niche in which case someone will “want” it or search for it.

    trademark
    Free Member

    shoes for sale
    Tell us the size please …

    pick-up only
    Tell us where you live please …

    insert name of expensive bike here for sale, £xxx
    Then you open up post and it’s frame only …

    dangeourbrain
    Free Member

    Usual marks from cable rub

    I’m one of these but equally think taping a mtb frame is a bit like giving a doberman a perm to make it friendly.

    personal favourites though are:

    xxx only used xxx for crc price +/- a few pence.

    And the “wtd [something that only costs 2,50 from an actual shop]” I mean seriously how much are you hoping to save by buying 2nd hand?!?

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Those that abuse the WTD ads…you know who you are.

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    “E-mail in profile”

    Why not just post an e-mail address?

    Whathaveisaidnow
    Free Member

    Mint condition/as new

    picture shows marks, dust, grime etc

    Speeder
    Full Member

    Mister P – Member
    “E-mail in profile”

    Why not just post an e-mail address?

    Spambots

    Northwind
    Full Member

    Whoever made this

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    “email me if you are interested as I don’t get to check the site very often.”

    Maybe check a bit more often if you actually want to sell the stuff?

    peteimpreza
    Full Member

    No photo as no marks etc.

    WTAF

    bongohoohaa
    Free Member

    I’m one of these but equally think taping a mtb frame is a bit like giving a doberman a perm to make it friendly.

    It’s a tiny bit of tape on the headtube.

    dangeourbrain
    Free Member

    It’s a tiny bit of tape on the headtube.

    Equally it’s a tiny bit of wear on something designed to be thrown down a hill with 80+ kg of inept meat on top of it.

    Let’s face it, it’s a cosmetic concern otherwise you’d be cutting an internally routed frame in half to helitape the inside and reduce structural wear. As a cosmetic concern you’ll find people on both sides of the argument and neither will be right.

    Northwind
    Full Member

    dangeourbrain – Member

    Let’s face it, it’s a cosmetic concern

    My SX Trail was cut most of the way through the BB shell by cables. (and it had a pretty massive BB shell; on some bikes it’d have been right through).

    But also, there’s different flavours of damage. If I ride a bike into a tree, that’s fine, that’s honourable earned damage. If I scrape it in the garage, or it gets cable rub, that’s annoying. It’s like the difference between getting a black eye in a boxing match and getting a black eye by hitting yourself with the fridge door.

    trail_rat
    Free Member

    careful now tom . there will be a passive agressive email coming your way shortly !

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