I heard his name mentioned in another thread and i'd like to know more about him. Could he really beat me over a marathon???

He may not beat you over a marathon, but he would definately shag you for a twix.

Barry, I heard he preferred a finger of fudge.

smee once ran a marathon so fast it caused jens voigt to shift out of his big ring for a split second , this caused a paradigm shift and the earth as we knew it ceased to exist for 8 seconds till smee finished the marathon – unfortuantly the timing lad blinked so his time was voided

i'd like to know more about him

They made a film about him you know

goan was more fasterer

Goan was fast, I'll give you that. But nothing on glupton. Glupton was the inspiration for Roger Bannister's sub 4 mile.

trolling zoo fighter was just a bit above average also … only a little slower than jenson buttons F1 car ..

Can you imagine what would happen if they all got together?

I heard that the trolling zoo fighter was something to be scared of.

JF69 – Member

I heard that the trolling zoo fighter was something to be scared of.
just don't go near his kids!

George, (as i find it simpler to address him) is almost unique on here in that he has a had half a dozen login names even in the short time i have been on here yet has only been banned once or twice. (only Hora can rival that level of namechangeyness) Usually the serial name changing is cos of getting banned lots like adam g and fred. Though I proper lol'd when he embraced the zoofighter story. 😀 I haven't spotted you yet George, but warm hello's! :).

around 20 short term ones and 4 or 5 life ones.

hes really quite upset that you only credit him with 1 or 2 . 😀

they were all user names of the same person who had a penchant for trolling , talking out his rear and defending his outlandish claims.
He cycled 18,000 miles last year despite having three children, commuting to uni 100 miles by train and spending a lot of time on here. He claimed to have driven to the moon and back …not literally. He is back he will make it more obvious over time.
htrolling zoo was when he hit someone who tried to help his small child then denied it etc.
Attention seeking bs like a fair few on here.

He is back he will make it more obvious over time.

Holy cow junkyard, how much more obvious does it need to be??

Oh, and short term bans don't count. Neither does banning oneself rather publicly. In fact, he should lose a couple of banning cred points for that one.

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obvious that smee is on a "prescribed break" courtesy of the mods at the moment ?

Smee specialises in a special kind of special dust……

….which he throws at his enemies.*

*Who are not special.

and jk69 is not smee… i know that much – i dont know who jk69 is – but he could be quite a good partner for smee…..

only has 2 kids btw – third ones still in the oven …..

He doesn't just get banned. He also pleads with the mods to delete his account – he once started a thread with that specific request. Which I guess is fairly unique. Personally I don't mind the guy and I reckon he makes this place more, rather than less, interesting. But then again I don't really mind/have a problem with anyone. Even AdamG and Lanesra.

I heard that glupton hacked evilzone.org

evilzone! lulz

no idea who jf69 is, but he's an old hand from here, furschurre

the dusty one is outed again already isn't he ?

jimmyshand will know the answer 😉

OK, fine. I am aware of Smee. He is a truely heroic man in many ways with relatively few shortcomings. However if much of what has been posted above is true then it will have desecrated my memory of him significantly.

A legend. In every sense of the word…

He has the knowledge of TJ, the discretion of Hora, the modest self depreciating wit and wisdom of Ernie and the charming humility of Barnes, all rolled into one scrumptious package.

I believe he is actually very nice in real life, (as I'm sure we all are, obviously).

are those the stw four horsemen of the apocalypse?

He once called me nasty names and upset the mods.

The thing is, he was probably correct.

He told me about you. Said you couldn't drive for toffee.

He was the sole cause of 100,000 cases of asthma around GT etc from dust inhalation

I heard that he's already affected the Earth's albedo causing the planet to plunge into the next ice age.
Oh, hang on a minute…

i heard he's actually the 'stig' in his down time and he in fact leading the tour de france under an alter ego.

I heard he is shagging floella benjamin while big ted does him up the rear.

He probably has the most interesting sense of humour of all the people here and is not he sharpest tool in the box either.
Wasn't he the dude who made outlandish claims about all sorts of things, winding people up, and had his printing business advertised in his profile?

There are in fact, only five people who use this site. But there are many pseudos.
No idea why anyone would need to stalk a website…….but it keeps the hit count up!

Wasn't he the dude who made outlandish claims about all sorts of things, winding people up, and had his printing business advertised in his profile?

No, that was AdamG. He was a photocopier or something administrative like that. A proper prick.

I've never been banned. I've been voluntarily banned after a bereaved Soldiers Mother railed against the Government and a number of posters attacked her on STW. I remember saying 'please delete my login' 🙄

I just thought he was a bit of an idiot. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sounds like Smee might be the Stig!

hora:
I've never been banned. I've been voluntarily banned after a bereaved Soldiers Mother railed against the Government and a number of posters attacked her on STW. I remember saying 'please delete my login

Cheers for that. Remind me what exactly that has got to do with anything?