Hammyuk is the Miley Cyrus for STW

Yikes pass the mind bleach – I will never be able to read one of Hammy’s posts without that in my head!

LOL 😆

Does anyone know if this thread is still going? ❓

Pretty sure it died in 2012

Here is a visual representation of the thread as I see it…

You need to go on a diet! 😯

Yay! Last delivery has arrived. After decades of waiting I am finally free 🙂
But its raining so I’ll stay in 🙁

I’d pick you up in my way there but you’ve still got that restraining order….

The rain…

You need to go on a diet!

I’m the one at the back

^ He’s lying.

Well it’s bedtime in Benji towers so that’s good night from me…

Zzzzzzzzzz

Don’t you want to snuggle 🙁

Your feet are cold woman!

Those aren’t my feet 🙁

Does this thread come with anything? I’m sure I saw a cheaper version from a guy on eBay with zero feedback

Didn’t think your boobs hung quite that low 😯

Wouldn’t be if you bought a skipping rope. Blooming cheapskate 🙁

Skate is sad he’s neither cheap nor blooming.

Thread needs more Shrim

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIawjMVlAwY[/video]

I’ve loads of rope – it wasn’t skipping you wanted to do with it last time…..

No it wasn’t. I said sack the gardner! not tie her up and stick her in the boot of your van 😕 More staff in the bottom of the fish pond than there is actually working

…..

Blooming thread is full of the people you were warned about as a youngster, and i think i’m one of them 🙁

Yeh – but they didn’t tell you we’d be this much fun 😈

anyway… she’s waiting for you in the garden room…….

How did you know i was thinking of putting my skinny jeans on!?

help!

You weren’t supposed to use the lard to get the jeans on – now Trailhound is stuck in the left leg and Cougar is frying chips 😯