Innovations manager for the NHS.

The NHS innovative? Come on, get real!

Used to work for a company who had a “Business Game-Changer”

I might become Director of Intangibles

I’m very proud

😀

mate of mine worked in a hamster farm and was;

male hamster supervisor. 😯

there was also a female hamster supervisor. it was there job to put them together at the beginning of the day and separate them at the end!!

once we found that out he became known as the hamster farmer!

Airbus Steering Committee Deputy Chairman.

A friend at work got a bit upset when he was regraded as ASsistant Head Of Lower School- ASHOLS.

I once worked for (companyname) Contractors Limited I.T. Services. They hadn’t thought too hard about the acronym for that one, either.

I worked at a place where I was the Grand Poobah of Shiny Things

I think this is one of the best job titles I have ever seen. 🙂

I got to talk to my Relationship Manager the other day. Unfortunately he wasn’t interested at all in the fact that my Mrs gives me a hard time about riding too much, and only wanted to talk about my banking issues.

Fluffer

End of discussion

Subway staff – “Sandwich Artists” apparantly..

The tea lady where I used to work was called ‘Refreshments Coordinator’ on the telephone list.

Unusual?
Prime minister.
Not many of them around.

Friend of a friend is officially a Fudge Packer.