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  • Unfortunate names
  • MoreCashThanDash
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    Last week I had to visit Leanne Boddey – who had a pole dancing pole in her front room. (And she looked like she knew how to use it….)

    We have a Miss D Evil on our books, a lovely little old lady apparently.

    And I had a family with a child called Kuntal Sogi. There must be some special way of pronouncing it so it doesn't sound as bad as it looks…..

    john_drummer
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    I caught a bit of Rugby League commentary earlier, Keighley vs Oldham.

    There was a Wayne Kerr playing for one of the teams…seriously. It's not our very own WK is it?

    waynekerr
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    Not me, rugby league's not real rugby, it's for pussies.

    john_drummer
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    wriggle & run eh?

    Ambrose
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    Isaac Hunt had a request played on Radio One on Saturday morning. I kid ye not!

    martyntr
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    Ambrose… Dai Death lives in Penrhyncoch…… where I lives 🙂

    JohnClimber
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    Robbed from elsewhere 😳

    AIRPORT SECURITY: What’s your name?

    PASSENGER: Batman.

    AIRPORT SECURITY: Your real name, please.

    PASSENGER: My name IS Batman.

    AIRPORT SECURITY: Are you trying to be funny?! What’s your surname?

    PASSENGER: Superman.

    Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility.
    Then they checked his passport…

    I really hope this is true.

    keefus
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    In my mispent youth I knew a girl called Victoria Plumb….and yes her mother hated her.

    My doctor has recently retired and has been replaced by Doctor Lepper.

    psychle
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    Richard Caunt…

    Genuine customer of mine, I really struggle to keep a straight face when they come in to chat 😆

    [mod: edited at request of mentioned person.]

    Ambrose
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    Oooh- just remembered a girl I knew when I was a wee small lad. Henrietta she was called, surname was Smith or something. And when her mum re-married Mr Peace she became Henrietta Peace. Of Cake we always teased her. Kids can be SO cruel. henrietta, if you happen to be reading this, sorry. 😉

    andrewh
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    Used to go to university with someone called Knight (surname)
    After passing his PHD he of course became Dr Knight, and used to introduce himself as such, followed by the evil laugh, which he could do really well.

    JohnClimber
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    I'm been followed on twitter by a "Terry Van Horn"

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