Whilst at a dinner party on Friday night the conversation eventually got on to twitter. A participant of said party was proper enthusiastic about Twitter and after several bottles of wine continued to make me feel inferior because I didn’t have many followers. I am on it but only really have a dabble now and then and don’t really tweet much.

SO! To shut this socialite up I said I bet I could get 95 followers in seven days….. Now, I’m a social person and actually have a personality, I don’t have 95 mates and most are already FB friends, so, I really need 95 people to follow me, I don’t care who you are, who your followers are or what you have to say, I say very little on twitter so don’t expect much in return!!!

I would love to return to another dinner party and shove her twitter right up her shitter!!!

i’m on there as geordieniner

Thanks for your help, I knew I could count on ya’ll 😆

id do it for ya IF i knew my login and password ….. apparently according the emails i get telling me xyz has added you on twitter i have an account … i dont think ive EVER used it …..

the fact that you are bothered about something like this means I’m out…

and what’s a geordie doing at a dinner party?

Oh dear….

rOcKeTdOg to the forum please 🙂

the fact that you are bothered about something like this means I’m out…

Even by the increasingly low standard of your dismissals these days, that was just not nice. Better you’d kept your fingers quiet and stuck to marketing shazaam hype bullshit. 🙂

I’m now following you!

*upset now*

and what’s a geordie doing at a dinner party?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I5tqSiqyAI[/video]

Done

Done (expect I’ll unfollow in a couple of weeks so get moving)

I’ll do it, but only if you’ll be my friend, no I mean really be my friend, not just a cyber friend but a real friend… 😈

*unreservedly withdraws earlier comment*

OP, will follow.

He’s my friend first dd! You can just go and find your own real friend… Leave him alone, I saw him first… 👿

well I’ll help you out but don’t bother following me back, I really only use Twitter for business related updates.

Done ‘friend’ 😉

bigsi – Member
rOcKeTdOg to the forum please

😀

i’m sure @Mr_terrahawk has a following space free 😉

twitted

Done

Done, but if you do decide to get into Twitter and using it, feel free to follow me, but don’t expect any posts of wisdom…it’s just belly button fluff from me in the most!

@dick_barton – I tend to do the polite thing and follow back if anyone is daft enough to consider me worth ‘following’…

here is a link for people to find you…

geordieniner

done. And with a suitably cryptic message that implies we might be real friends as well. 😉

Two more – Me and the Missus

+1

I think I might be following you – tried anyway

Right, I’ve done it. I expect to be entertained, informed and enlightened now!

and what’s a geordie doing at a dinner party?

eating prawn vol au vents and cheese/pineapple on sticks while drinking blue nun.

Done

I’m following you too “old friend” 😉

Done….@ffeve28

done

you better be interesting now 😆

It’s a bet isn’t it? With sexual favours if you win, hope she’s worth it 😀

Good Luck though 😀

Done it, I think . . . .