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The SNIP!
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Posted 8 months ago #
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Guy went in too high on me. Tube unravelled and popped out the wound....Kept going back and being told it was weeping...which it was,just not what the doc thought. Finally saw the specialist and was invited back in 48hrs later. Bought my campervan with the settlement. But hey, I'M SURE YOU'LL BE FINE
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Holy shit
I just googled scrotal abcess
Posted 8 months ago # -
Holy shit
I just googled scrotal abcess
Are you mental?! Tha's like image googling Lorraine Kelly with safe search off! You just don't.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Bought my campervan with the settlement
I wish they'd messed mine up then, I could have done with a Saab 95 estate.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Holy shit
I just googled scrotal abcess
I'm going to have nightmares
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i drove home after having mine done, (wednesday) was back at work monday diggin holes in the ground.
i was careful lifting up high for a few weeks mind.Posted 8 months ago # -
Just googled it
Will never eat plum tomatoes and custard again!
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1 week before a gentle run, 2 weeks off the bike. Small shaved area, and anaesthetic cream 1 hour before (if I remember correctly), so no pain at all until later (frozen peas in a tea towel etc.).
Worst bit was the smell of burning tubes as they sealed them off with the machine, and both the (attractive) nurse and doctor both being female.
All worth it though.
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Told you so!
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About two days of 'man, just been kicked in the bollocks' feeling, a week of 'oi, be careful, sudden movements and running can lead to stitches being tugged' moments and back on bike/usual life in two weeks.
Worst bits: stubble growing back and pulling my own stitches out to ease the 'catching' feeling...oh, and the moment the new nurse left me flat out on trolley, but nekkid from the waist down and opened the curtain wide, leaving it so, allowing all the reception and waiting room a view of the last turkey in the shop...Posted 8 months ago # -
Just like cheshirecat said......Male doctor, fit nurse etc....Took a copy of MBUK in with me, baerly got past the first page. Barely felt the anaesthetic needle, slight tssssss of burning flesh etc, no stiches cos it
s a 5mm cut, 1/2 later on my way home. a little discomfort later on and ran the dads race at kiddies sports day (the day after).. Off the bike roughly 4-5 days
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Well seeing as Mrs J is pregnant with my third little boy, I have been told I have to be gelded too
I have said for years that I'd get it done but now it is on the cards I can honestly say I'm bricking it. A mate of mine is booked in this Thursday and we had a chat about it over the weekend. I suggested a space hopper race which didn't go down too well!
Anyone had it done while they were put under? <serious question>Posted 8 months ago # -
I have been told I have to be gelded too
I'm hoping you realise being 'gelded' is something VERY different???Posted 8 months ago # -
I'm booked in a week Friday, not to fussed to be fair, I have 4 tattoos and they hurt a lot more.
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Anyone had it done while they were put under?
MTFU you big Susan!
I've had more painful dental work.If you have a local you'll be out and home much quicker.
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Anyone had it done while they were put under? <serious question>
my doc couln't get one tube done, and wanted me to come back under general. I said to get on with it as I couldn't be doing with the faff / more pain, so MTFU and get digging in there till you find the slippery little sucker.Posted 8 months ago # -
allthegear
I'm hoping you realise being 'gelded' is something VERY different???
Yes, but I have the same apprehension either way. I am somewhat attached to them
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I'm now thinking twice about the whole deal.
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Well seeing as Mrs J is pregnant with my third little boy, I have been told I have to be gelded too
Amateur.
Wait til she's in labour then suggest she has her tubes tied, Bish Bosh, job done.
I booked it while she was being stitched back together.
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I have said for years that I'd get it done but
fixed that for menow it is on the cardsafter reading a few of these threads I can honestly say I'm bricking it Posted 8 months ago # -
Thanks for all the advice. Have to say that the responses had me laughing and crying in equal measure. Still going through with it and will check in with the results. Thoughts of commuting on the underground brings tears to the eyes!
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I think there is more risk from being put under than having someone grope around your scroat.
I need to pull my finger out and get myself knotted.
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Have you suggested to your Mrs that she have a hysterectomy? It's a much less invasive surgery than a vasectomy.
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adjust the thermostat so it shows a lower temp than its set to, keep turning the heating on full randomly and convince the good lady she's having hot flushes.
if she's being polite, cower in the corner and with a tear rolling down your cheek, whisper 'why are you shouting at me again?'
it wont be long before she's convinced she's having an early menopause and you can book her in for a hysterectomy.
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Had mine done a couple of years ago. Bloody horrible. Can't remember what was worse, the anaesthetic injections not working when the female doctor made the incision, or that same doctor asking me to sign the disclosure form before the op, the part which read "A small minority of cases may result in permanent intense testicle pain"
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Sorry if this is a bit controversial but I'm never having mine done. Sorry. I would not allow my missus to have her bits done. I'd rather abstain from sex if there was no other way.
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hora why?
Is it a religious reason?
I would not allow my missus to have her bits done
If I were your 'missus' I'd be fuming at a statement like that. How can you decide what she has done to her body?
Posted 8 months ago # -
I just find the snip-method as abit barbaric. I'd never have that done to me.
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Couple of weeks.
I know of a chap who cycled home after his snip - turned in to Buster Gonads over night - very painfull!!!!!!!! (he should have known better - he was a Medical Consultant!!!!)Posted 8 months ago # -
Didn't want to read this but couldn't stop myself.
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I was 'done' a couple of years back. Sadly, no great stories to report - very simple and straightforward, 20 mins, snip snip, done. No pain, just a weird tugging feeling. I do second the need for extra tight pants for a day or two though - and the sack did go black! Back riding after a week though...
FWIW - I'd MUCH rather go through that than abstain...
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I was booked in the same day as the dog. Luckily my wife manged to drop us of at the correct places.
The dog licked his better and was bouncing around the next day. I had a general and Im sure Mrs B snuck in and took a meat tenderizer to the old chap. I waddled around for a while, mine were sore and hot and I remember sitting down with baggies on and catching them badly 8O.
Tight pants, talc, and ibuprofen.
Oh and achy balls is a quite common side effect.Posted 8 months ago # -
This thread is full of win. Win in the sense I'm laughing my balls off (See what I did there) at work.
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Me and the Mrs signed the consent forms last night.
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