I'm at work this week and mrs G is at home and I just got a rather odd phone call from her.
her : I just found something !
me : where?
her : under the tree, wrapped up in green paper
me : ok that would be my birthday present from my brother.
daft girl thought she had found another pressie for herself and I was afraid,until she told me it was under the tree, that she had found my porn stash.
LOL 
bet your arse was knitting buttons during that call - i can almost feel the relief from here. just as well you didn't pre-empt the bollocking with an explanation. that would have been classic...
I take it all your Porn's wrapped in Red paper under the tree then... close one that 
haha
you'll start having nightmares about it next,
i think it's the right time to destroy the stash,
or.... find her stash and then as soon as she mentions yours ask her about all the teen vampire / werewolf novels and the topless pictures of that 16 year old dude that played the werewolf in the new film. Added bonus for pointing out that shes old enough to be his mum...
Subject dropped 
I think so long as she doesn't look under the old cycling mags under the shoe rack in the corner cupboard that the world is safe. 
p.s.. dmiller... slightly O.T. but linked to here as well as the "back to work thread" I heard on the news yesterday that municipal workers in some Swiss town are being sent to charm school to teach them how to deal with angry customers - that is after it was disclosed how much time the workers were spending surfing porn.
that is after it was disclosed how much time the workers were spending surfing porn.
Porn is blocked in here. Thats why I spend so much time on singletrackworld
ditto
err, not that I would
paper magazines with porn in them? how very 80's
T®ibal©hief - Memberpaper magazines with porn in them? how very 80's
they have their place -- in this case under the cycle mags, under the shoe rack...
get her involved in your other "hobby" - you might be pleasantly surprised ... I was
(with Mrs RRR that is, not Mrs grynch - just to clarify)
What's wrong with a man having a pornstash?
i know a mate whose wife went ballistic when she found a porn dvd in his stuff somewhere. she confiscated it, but the sneaky bitch kept it and watched it loads. He knows this because he found it again and it was scratched to bits after he'd kept it pristine. so imagine the perfect situ where the wife is actually holding your porn stash for you and thinking she has the upper hand all the time!
(so to speak )
I'm gonna have to keep a closer eye on you RRR.
I leave mine in the drawer my wifes uses for all the nice underwear i've bought her........you know the drawer - it's the one that never gets opened.
chase, but it's almost my birthday... I'm due for a ..a...a...
surely you got one for Christmas though? need to spread them out through the year...
davidrussell - Membersurely you got one for Christmas though? need to spread them out through the year...
you'd think so wouldn't ya, but summers are long and hot ( or not depending ) in this part of the world
Chuckling at Chase.
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