I'm at work this week and mrs G is at home and I just got a rather odd phone call from her.
her : I just found something !
me : where?
her : under the tree, wrapped up in green paper
me : ok that would be my birthday present from my brother.
daft girl thought she had found another pressie for herself and I was afraid,until she told me it was under the tree, that she had found my porn stash.

