Went to see my best mate tonight. “Notice anything different about me?” he said.
“Yeah, you got a cut on the bridge of your nose, it’s not straight, and you got enormous bags under your eyes”
Turns out he’d been woken up this morning, by his 9 month old daughter breaking his nose! How the hell did he manage that you might ask, as did I. Well apparently his wife got her out of her cot when she woke up, and was sat up in bed playing with her. She’s given her a makeup bag (complete with heavy metal clasp, and full of makeup) to play with. And apparently at point blank range, she just threw it at her fathers nose, breaking it in the process!
Told him he’s definitely going to have to embarrass her on her 18th birthday, in front of all her friends, with that one!
Kids eh… I can’t wait… 😕