Trapped wind or bloating?
Don’t bother with chemically pills and the like, just lie on your back and pull your knees up to your chest, squeeze, and relaxxxx….
Note: more sensitive co-workers may object, so it may be best to sneak into an enclosed space, like the bosses office while he is away from his desk.
We have a winner!
But this is a doozy
When you’ve missed the last coach back to Bournemouth at London Victoria coach station, don’t abuse the Met Police when they’re trying to help.
Or you’ll spend the night locked up in Belgravia cop shop
I wish I’d met more of you lot when I lived in Victoria…