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1. camo16 - Member

   Today I'm torn between:

   

   for her horrific Cornish fairytale thing on ITV, and:

   

   For basically being a total tool - on Eggheads, on Newsnight and on Radio 2.

   Can you out smug the above?

   Posted 3 months ago #
2. Lifer - Member

   Piers Bloody Morgan.

   I won't post a picture because I'm kind.

   Posted 3 months ago #
3. camo16 - Member

   Ooh, Piers. I hadn't taken him into account...

   * revises list *

   Posted 3 months ago #
4. arrpee - Member

   James Martin: a great rubbery pile of tits, oozing bile.

   Posted 3 months ago #
5. brakes - Member

   a great rubbery pile of tits

   best
   insult
   ever

   Posted 3 months ago #
6. hugh jardon - Member

   arrpee, quote of the day

   Posted 3 months ago #
7. geoffj - Member

   a great rubbery pile of tits

   best
   insult
   ever

   Dunno, it has a certain attraction

   Posted 3 months ago #
8. binners - Member

   arrpee wins description of the month. So true!

   Posted 3 months ago #
9. derek_starship - Member

   Ed Baines celebrity tosser chef

   

   I could punch his dial for months on end.

   Posted 3 months ago #
10. GlitterGary - Member

    Tim Lovejoy. THREAD EXPLODES

    Posted 3 months ago #
11. onewheeltoofew - Member

    Three Muppets:
    

    Admittedly more known for his crimes against radio but I believe he is trying to do the same with minor digital TV channels. lothesome little tit.

    Posted 3 months ago #
12. mike_p - Member

    Nicky Campbell

    Ann Robinson

    Simon bloody Cowell

    Posted 3 months ago #
13. zippykona - Member

    Alistair Stewart news reader.
    'Today thousands die in earthquake', then he gives you a look that says ' but im alright and i live in a big house'

    Posted 3 months ago #
14. monkeysfeet - Member

    Jeremy kyle.

    Posted 3 months ago #
15. DezB - Member

    Dunno, it has a certain attraction

    On a woman maybe...

    Posted 3 months ago #
16. elzorillo - Member

    

    

    Posted 3 months ago #
17. sharkbait - Member

    Today I'm torn between:
    Caroline Jones Quentin

    for her horrific Cornish fairytale thing on ITV

    This program boils my p155. She floats around in her green coat (if it's that nice there why don't take your coat off then?) stating just how effin wonderful the place is while trying desperately not to say 'by the way, did I mention I've got a house here?'
    How the hell did ITV get talking into doing a 30 min advert for the place every week?
    Grrrrr.

    Posted 3 months ago #
18. Reluctant - Member

    

    Posted 3 months ago #
19. camo16 - Member

    This program boils my p155. She floats around in her green coat (if it's that nice there why don't take your coat off then?) stating just how effin wonderful the place is while trying desperately not to say 'by the way, did I mention I've got a house here?'
    How the hell did ITV get talking into doing a 30 min advert for the place every week?
    Grrrrr.

    Totally.

    I lived in Cornwall for almost 10 years and it's not much like twee Quentin-land, which seems to be a melange of rugged seafaring types, wholesome rural happiness, village festivals and lashings of cider and cream tea.

    Has that woman never been to St. Austell or Camborne?

    Gnash Gnash.

    EDIT: The spotty green jacket is to make her fit in amongst the Cornish coastal trails so it's harder for me to track her down...

    Posted 3 months ago #
20. thepurist - Member

    Makes me want to punch the telly every time he's on... and he's my MP!

    

    Posted 3 months ago #
21. AlasdairMc - Member

    I'm quite surprised Robert Peston hasn't been mentioned yet.

    Posted 3 months ago #
22. derek_starship - Member

    

    I'd rather have a six mile long tapeworm than see this spectacular shit.

    Posted 3 months ago #
23. colournoise - Member

    Purist beat me to it.

    Would still be a smug little irritating puswad even if I wasn't a teacher (it's lunchtime now before anyone starts).

    slainte rob

    Posted 3 months ago #
24. terrahawk - Member

    this set of smug bastards
    

    beat them? bring it on.

    Posted 3 months ago #
25. oldgrump08 - Member

    Gervais
    Cowell
    Rory wotsisname, with the hair, beard & belly
    And a whole lot more I can't be bothered with

    Posted 3 months ago #
26. camo16 - Member

    @ terrahawk

    I quite like Daphne but CJ is a knobber of the highest helmetage.

    Posted 3 months ago #
27. Brycey - Member

    Smugness personified

    Edit: Darn it. Anyway, it's C5 arsepiece Matthew Wright.

    Posted 3 months ago #
28. richmtb - Member

    This thread really should have ended as soon as Peirs Morgan was mentioned

    Posted 3 months ago #
29. derek_starship - Member

    Eggheads - my take:

    Daphne pretends to guess when she knows the answer really. And she's always going on about her bloody grand kids.Is she a bit deaf? "nmagdagascar Jermey."

    Chris I quite like. He likes trains and seems to not really give a 5hit when he loses.

    CJ is a camp,condescending,odious little prick.

    Kevin I quite like. He has incredible knowledge and a very dry SoH.

    Barry is a swivel-eyed animal botherer.

    Pat is knowledgeable but boring.

    Judith is SO POSH it hurts.

    And I actually like Jeremy Vine. What are his crimes?

    Posted 3 months ago #
30. camo16 - Member

    And I actually like Jeremy Vine. What are his crimes?

    Not a Radio 2 listener, ds?

    

    Posted 3 months ago #
31. noteeth - Member

    Lousie Mensch.

    Posted 3 months ago #
32. arrpee - Member

    Also reminded of the classic headline from 'The Day Today':

    'Portillo's Face "Felt Like Guts", Says Girl'.

    Posted 3 months ago #
33. Stoner - Member

    Has that woman never been to St. Austell or Camborne?

    Doubt it. Train dont stop Camborne Wednesdays.

    noteeth - Member
    Lousie Mensch.

    yeah, but you would though, you deviant, wouldnt you?

    Posted 3 months ago #
34. derek_starship - Member

    *apologises in advance*

    

    Michael NRobinson - tv chef thingy.

    Acme anvil fodder.

    ps - I think Ms. Quentin would make for a pleasant and comfy hour in the chamber...

    Posted 3 months ago #
35. sharkbait - Member

    I think Ms. Quentin would make for a pleasant and comfy hour in the chamber...

    
    her undoudtedly plump cushions in no way make up for that drivel of a program.

    Posted 3 months ago #

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