Go on then, show me what you got.
£10 limit. He prefers road to MTB but rides both.
The more hilarious and borderline useless the better.
If only you could stretch to £14.99
My daughter got me some lovely pink BMX pedals for my birthday, they were only a few quid.
They're completely useless but she was squealing with excitement when i unwrapped them.
Some of the planet x clothing is <£10
Tassles/spokey dokeys
so you're saying a STW shop voucher is borderline useless?
EDIT: just looked at the shop and seen what £10 will actually buy you so I agree with the description
Dust caps with Lego™ Star Wars™ Stormtrooper™ heads glued on them.
Tassles/spokey dokeys
oh wow hahahaha
[url= http://www.zazzle.co.uk/lance_armstrong_pro_cycling_shirt-235369175132440939 ]Leave lance alone t-shirt?[/url]
Have a look on aftermarket.cc, there are loads of ideas there.
As a start point:
http://www.theaftermarket.cc/product/cake-stop-caddy/ - Innertube wallet/purse
http://www.theaftermarket.cc/product/gumo-designs-phone-case/ - Phone case
Or type in "bikes" or "cycling" into www.notonthehighstreet.com
A starter:
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/berryred/product/handlebar_plane - Handlebar plane
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/aceslaces/product/cycling-enthusiast-s-shoelaces - Bike shoes laces
Alpkit stem caps?
A few gels , some lube , two tubes - you may have to haggle. 🙂
Puncture repair kit.
[url= http://www.wiggle.co.uk/cateye-nima-2-rear/ ]brighten up their life[/url]
Alright then - A set of seals for a fork he doesn't own
Check out the mugs etc at ShotDeadInTheHead - some funny and almost funny stuff there
Top cap or headset spacer from Kapz.
Park Tools tyre levers. ****ing useless ime. So also buy him some of the big chunky Pedros tyre levers. In neon pink.
[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ummmm-errrr-possibly-nsfw ]Slightly over budget [/url]
Prendas, 3 caps for a tenner, roadie joy
Emergency blanket , less than £10 and could save his life one day , what's not to like ?
A SheWee - just to see the look on their face
Have a look on [url= http://www.cyclingsouvenirs.com/product-category/sale/ ]Cycling Souvenirs sale[/url]
bottle cap top cap from superstar and a bottle of beer
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Secret Santa really! 🙄
Hate Secret Santa. Or at least I hate office Secret Santa. No, I'm not going to buy some pointless bit of crap to give to someone random while someone else gives me their random bit of pointless crap, both of us wasting money on crap, just in an effort to "bond" in the office with people I probably hate.
Humbug 😈
if you've got me can you just put the tenner in an envelope with my name on? ta
And if it's hora will you just buy him some bloody carbon paste!!!
Beer top bar end caps from mucky nutz
If it's me, I got Helen, just get something for Helen and I swear I'll be over the moon.
You got Helen? Bugger. That didn't work out well for Theseus...
No, Theseus accidentally got Helen's plain looking friend Daphne so rather lost out on the deal, though conversely Daphne is much easier to buy for...