Would they really play that awful pile of shit Elton John cover squawked out by miss prissy Goulding if she wasn’t being boffed by Gregory James?
Whilst we’re on about Radio 1; how comes ‘In New Music We Trust’ that’s being bandied about at the moment features White Lies?
I’m sure the promotion of up and coming new bands shouldn’t include ‘In Bands That Were About A Couple Of Years Ago, But Never Really Made It, So Thought They’d Have Another Go We Trust’.
Record company waving some freshly printed purple ones about?
Oh, and you, yes you there – if you’re about to tell me not to listen to Radio 1, then don’t. I’m perfectly aware that for the majority it’s shit, but I’m not letting that get in the way of a good moan.