You know, I try to be objective, but some things I just don’t understand.
I’m not talking about the show, I’m talking about some people’s attitudes on here. We’re subjected to daily “Extreme I’m barely a celebrity’s big brother on ice factor in the talented desert, take me out with a high-power rifle” type shows, which anyone with an IQ above that of a warm glass of water is sick to the back teeth of now (and let’s be honest, we only watched them in the first place on the offchance that someone would go for that career-rebooting bikini ‘accident’). Now we’re finally getting something aimed at people who can breathe with their mouth closed and it’s all “that bloody Brian Cox, he’s on the telly all the time, he’s a celebrity whilst simultaneously being slightly serious, wah wah wah.”
C’mon people, what do we have to do here? Is it the programme that’s at fault, is it not quality viewing unless someone ends up in a gunge tank? Or is it really Brian Cox, should we see if Timmy Mallet and Keith Chegwin are available?
Christ, you’ve spent the last month and a half whining about how crap / silly Top Gear is, seemingly with some sort of genetic finger retardation issue which stops you from changing channels on the remote. What were you expecting in week six after watching the first five weeks, Hammond finally killing himself on live TV and Clarkson nailing the strategically placed blonde in the front row on the wipe-clean seats whilst James May provides a voice-over; star in a reasonably priced car this week are Girls Aloud who insist on doing the show naked, And Finally they reveal The Stig to be Chuck Norris who then kills everybody?
Messiah on a velocipede, there’s no pleasing some people.