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On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?

  • 286 posts & 106 voices | Started 3 years ago by I_Ache | Latest reply from the_lecht_rocks

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  1. I_Ache - Member

    And no idle speculations.

    Its Monday now so the word should be starting to get out.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. sootyandjim - Member

    Yes it is Monday, though it is very early on the Monday.

    Perhaps a little patience is in order.

    Perhaps someone on the classifieds has 'a life' for sale.

    ;o)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. I_Ache - Member

    There doesnt seem to be any lifes listed in the classifieds and having already looked on ebay they seem overpriced.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. brant - Member

    Its Monday now so the word should be starting to get out.

    "The word" will get out when me and Dave finish our finely crafted press release in our usual style.

    Here's one from back in the day:-

    Date: Tue, 31 Oct 2000 21:06:23 +0000
    Subject: PRO VISION TO SPONSOR CONDORS in 2001
    From: "DAVE LOUGHRAN " <planetx@globalnet.co.uk>
    X-RCPT-TO: <brant@on-one.co.uk>

    PRO VISION SPONSOR CONDORS !!!!!!

    When Steve Joughin recently told his marketing consultant Brant Richards of Shedfire marketing that he wanted to sponsor "Condors" in the year 2001 Richards immediately set the wheels in motion.

    So when Joughin received his letter from Chester Zoo congratulating him on his support of the condor enclosure there he was somewhat mystified - Joughin was of course hoping to sponsor the succesful London cycle dealer Condor cycles.

    Shedfire also handle the business of etailer on-one who recently launched their innovative sponsorship program - after being inundated by dirt jumpers requesting sponsorship, Richards instead sponsored the monkey enclosure at Chester Zoo.

    Joughin said ; "I know I am a useless at this marketing thing, but that Richards doesn't know his arse from his elbow "

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. Dorset_Knob - Member

    Have you sold out then, Brant?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. brant - Member

    Have you sold out then, Brant?

    What? Again? I thought I'd "sold out" at various stages of my career so far.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. hora - Member

    As S&J says. Quality, seriously Brant?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. brant - Member

    Here's another good one.

    http://www.bikebiz.com/news/24031/Who-needs-petrol-says-Brant

    (To be fair, Dave writes these and I tweak 'em).

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. brant - Member

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. samuri - Member

    I've not been to bike biz for a while. All the articles seem to be laden with satirical innuendo.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. MisterCrud - Member

    By 'Eck. What kind of trouble has Chris's lad gone and got himself into now. He's got the whole town talking again.
    No good'l come of it, mark my words.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. hora - Member

    Apperently there are a group of singlespeeders holding a candle vigil outside Brants hut now waiting for the chosen one to come out and give a speech..

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. Stoner - Member

    I can see smoke billowing from the Vatican! all Hail Pope Brant IV!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. hora - Member

    HondaF1 buyout? Cars to be rebranded 'wasonahondaone'

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. miketually - Member

    *hits refresh*

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. BigJohn - Member

    I heard that Planet-X and a high street discounter of quality kit were merging. Apparently its going to be called Planet-kmaXX

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. miketually - Member

    *hits refresh*

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. Jamie - Member

    WGAS.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. hora - Member

    Ok guys. Here it is. I've bought out On-One. So be prepared to be royally mucked around

    JOKE

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. Stoner - Member

    WGAS.

    quite a few people who are interested in what happens in the industry.

    obviously not you, so, why dont you run along to a thread that you do give a sh*t about?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. brant - Member

    On-One: Does anybody know whats going on yet?

    And to be honest, I'm not sure whether we, or anyone else has know what's been going on for the last nine years

    Posted 3 years ago #
  22. brant - Member

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. bigsi - Member

    Brant is that Hora in that pic

    Posted 3 years ago #
  24. hora - Member

    Tell us dammit or my on one gets it (holds cutlery fork against paintwork)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  25. ton - Member

    this gets even better than before........

    Posted 3 years ago #
  26. sootyandjim - Member

    bigsl - Thats hardly a fair comparison.

    Comical Ali talks far less cr@p than Hora.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  27. miketually - Member

    *hits refresh*

    Come on! I'm going to wear out my F5 key!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  28. bigsi - Member

    Posted 3 years ago #
  29. hora - Member

    Comical Ali talks far less cr@p than Hora

    Well hes dead for a start?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  30. sootyandjim - Member

    Well hes dead for a start?

    A statement with a question mark, very poor even for you Hora.

    He is still alive and living in the UAE.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  31. JoeBones - Member

    Is there any snow in Todmorden?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  32. hora - Member

    Enough already. Brant, you'll have to over-elaborate and make something up now!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  33. I_Ache - Member

    The suspense is killing me!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  34. miketually - Member

    This better be good

    Posted 3 years ago #
  35. MrNutt - Member

    has it dawned on any of you to actually check the On-One website?

    They've been bought up by Marin, obvious when you think about it really, all those beards eh!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  36. brant - Member

    Is there any snow in Todmorden?

    There is, yes.

    Just spent the morning driving to Mytholmroyd and back. My daughter is meant to be doing work experience at a local school. She'd forgotten some form or other, so we turned about about a mile from it, and drove back home. Turned around again to drive back, only to get there and find the school was closed all along!

    1.5hrs driving - I can nearly get to Portsmouth in that time!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  37. Stoner - Member

    why would you want to go to portsmouth?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  38. HoratioHufnagel - Member

    i like that british transport film. my dads got a whole dvd collection of them.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  39. bigsi - Member

    Yes yes but are you getting anymore 21" steel 29ers in ??

    On a serious note i hope its not the news i think most believe it will be

    Got to get on with some work now so will check back later.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  40. miketually - Member

    why would you want to go to portsmouth?

    I can't think of any reason at all to go to Portsmouth.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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