What the ****ing hell is wrong with this country?!
I've got radio 2 on with some **** moaning for England because Asda can't deliver his shopping. Well. boo ****ing hoo!! Heres a thought you lazy fat git. Why not get off your idle catatonic whinging arse and go and get it yourself?!
The amount of bleating going on in general, you'd think the world had just ****ing ended!!! instead of a bit of weather causing a few minor inconveniences. MTFU!!!!

