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  • Oh dear…. (mumsnet)
  • oliverd1981
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    If the small bottles are gin, whiskey and rum, replace the bitter lemon with a good soda water and put a saveloy in the holder on the seat stay.

    You now no longer need a kitchen.

    There must be a massive number of homes that would benefit from having the dining room reclassified as a workshop – after all I can eat in the lounge of kitchen…

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Link to the centre parcs thread?

    Cougar
    Full Member

    It’s on mumsnet, not here. Should be readily googlable.

    Sodajim
    Full Member

    google “center parks mums net”, it comes straight up…..

    binners
    Full Member
    mogrim
    Full Member

    Now sucked into reading this one about cheeky people….

    retro83
    Free Member

    binners – Member

    Hora’s Mumsnet guest appearance

    some quality posts there, particularly liking the username ‘FellatioNelson’ too. 😆

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    she probably has French doors in her dining room

    what exactly are you insinuating there then. Easier to bang in, or what ?

    D0NK
    Full Member

    Now sucked into reading this one about cheeky people….

    I cannot believe there are so many doormats around, just go the whole hog and get welcome tattooed on your forehead.

    I had a friend..//..who would come round for tea and spend the entire time on my laptop messagiong people and ignoring me.

    Then her DP would ring and she ‘had’ to talk to him so would go upstairs in my **** house and walk in and out of all of our bedrooms for 30 mins while they chatted.

    I put up with this for months.FFS!

    hora
    Free Member

    Back doors you say, French ones? Fruity?

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Careful now.

    marsdenman
    Free Member

    What tyres for the dining room?

    mmm. toughie, that one. Don’t want to lose traction and take out the hostess trolley… heck, heaven forbid one was to inadvertently take out the ‘best crockery’ cupboard – the shame 🙂

    1981miked
    Free Member

    “Really baggy arsehole”… Comedy gold Hora… Well done.

    Also..

    Putrid chuff… Ha ha ha.

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    OK, who is pretending to be a reasonable woman on Mumsnet as a troll?

    Oi! I post on mumsnet. And I’m very reasonable.

    JoeG
    Free Member

    mrsflash – Member

    Oi! I post on mumsnet. And I’m very reasonable.

    So then, they must be talking about you below, then! 😀

    There are a number of women contributors who are respected

    hora
    Free Member

    ^ are nothing to do with me.

    There are some good posters on mumsnet but also some instances of crushing niavity where posters amaze with questions on relationships that even a 9yr old could answer.

    konabunny
    Free Member

    (whispers)

    The Centre Parcs Thread

    Comedy gold, nsfw:
    http://bit.ly/AtMdJs

    Tom-B
    Free Member

    They don’t like blokes much on mumsnet do they?!

    hora
    Free Member

    They don’t like blokes much on mumsnet do they?!

    Disagree- its a place to exchange ideas, moan and let off steam?

    On STW its called ‘very male’ sometimes isn’t it?

    On Pistonheads – sometimes its 😯

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