(Not actually a Christmas party) With colleagues in a hotel and we're all in the bar after dinner. There's a lot of booze flowing, and the new guy is starting to get weird. I go for a pee to see him standing at the urinals, old chap in one hand, other hand in a fist pounding the wall yelling "come on you c**ts!".
Next see him back in the bar where he, and my ex boss (now a big cheese) start getting ratty with each other at the bar. Cue ripped shirts and yelling, followed by the new bloke hurling a dining chair over the bar, smashing glasses and bottles before stalking off. He never returned to work.
Some time later, my ex boss - shirt still ripped wide open - needed a pee but, instead of bothering to find his way to the toilets, staggered to the corner of the room and unzipped. As he's splashing away, there's a shout of "Oi". He was peeing on another (senior) colleague who had fallen asleep on the floor.
And none of this explains how someone else woke up fully dressed in a suit of armour....
- i was 21 she was 42 and wanted a full on relationship which I didnt so she ended up going back to him. All after a drunken xmas party.
