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  • misheard song lyrics.
  • donsimon
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    Looking through lyrics.com today I discovered the first line to Blur's Song 2 is not I got my head shaved but infact is I got my head checked.

    What lines have you got wrong?

    I still think that getting your head shaved by a jumbo jet is waaaaaaay cooler than having it checked.

    RustySpanner
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    That well known Dylan track, "Tiger lovin' blues". 😳

    jobbyheid
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    Grim poodle basher on the 45..

    djglover
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    Oasis: Stand by me nobody knows how much cheese I had for tea
    Abbot: Hemisphere, I love a planet with a couple of hemispheres

    Fortunateson09
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    'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' Has to be a pretty common one?

    Fortunateson09
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    'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' Has to be a pretty common one?

    Mister-P
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    Edukator
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    Last night I dreamt of some dago…young girl with eyes like potatoes.

    deadlydarcy
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    Oliver's Army (chorus): I was always here to stay….

    Always wondered why it was called Oliver's Army. 🙄

    Boys of Summer (chorus): I can see you, your breasts keep shining in the sun

    Kinda still prefer my version and sing it to myself when there's noone else around.

    As for the OP, I also thought it was "I got my head shaved" but I thought the next bit was a "Cham-oh-chay" whatever the **** one of those was – was always just afraid to ask.

    sc-xc
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    I'm a larbie girl, in a larbie world

    😳

    AndyP
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    There's a Shania Twain song that has the line 'I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight'.
    And my friend thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your cock at night'.

    quality.

    tangent
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    twas more of a sample than a song …

    i heard it like this " Cock-a-doodle-doo…"

    actually, (so I am imformed) it is: "you got to do the do"…

    Jim_Kirk
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    There's a rage against the machine song that I'm sure contains the line " transexual Nazi Eskimos "

    me1onhead
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    At the risk of sounding like an owld git, I remember thinking Real Things single "Can You Feel The Force?" was actually "Can You Feed The Horse?"

    And I can't listen to The Killers single, "Are We Human?" without singing "Or are we Hamsters?" as the second line…..

    john_drummer
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    there used to be a website dedicated to misheard lyrics. IIRC it was http://www.kissthisguy.com, but I doubt if it's still there

    sc-xc
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    John – D'you remember the 'here comes the whore' t-shirts from the LOHC tour? Not so much misheard lyrics as pure cruelness…

    ziggy
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    A mate once thought the key lines in this song was …

    "I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm blue… etc"
    😆

    grahamh
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    The Police.
    "Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley,…."

    TandemJeremy
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    Going back a long way – Desmond Dekker " my ears are alight" ( the Israelites)

    MrSparkle
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    'Your future dream is a shopping scheme' is apparently NOT what the Pistols sang…

    CaptainFlashheart
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    grahamh – Member
    The Police.
    "Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley,…."

    Surely it's "I feel Sue Lawley…"

    timdrayton
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    My missus could take misunderstanding lyrics to an Olympic level

    "all coffee coloured drinks are free"

    club tropicana wham

    "save the whale, save the whale, save the whale"

    enya, sail away

    naokfreek
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    I've got a strong british accent – i'm sorry ms jackson – outcast

    john_drummer
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    No, I missed that tour completely. I'd moved away & completely lost touch. But I can picture it now

    tonyg2003
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    Mrs G crucifies lyrics

    Primal scream "my election song" (my light shines on – BTW) who knows where they come from

    Big-M
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    When I was about 7 I thought Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend Blue Jeans….

    ernie_lynch
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    No one, just no one, will beat "Ken Lee" from Bulgarian Idol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

    Bless her 8)

    UncleFred
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    Last line of Queens One Vision "Fried Chicken"

    bruneep
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    waynekerr
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    I always thought the last line of the Queen song One Vision sounded like Fried chicken & always thought it was just misheard, but in fact he did sing fried chicken.

    the last line in the song was "Fried Chicken" although the lyrics say "One Vision" there's no misheard. This was a result of a prank that Freddie Mercury did in the studio, as the band had fried chicken for tea. Jim Hutton, last lover of Freddie Mercury, says in his book that Freddie Mercury wasn't sure he would include it in the final cut. Jim Hutton encouraged him saying "You are big enough" (to get away with it). The video even shows John Deacon on the drums. It isn't known if he actually played some drum parts in the song or if it is just visual effect (or joke?).

    john_drummer
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    Yay! It's still there 🙂

    Tbh I couldn't be arsed looking but there you go

    FoxyChick
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    "For Reverend Bluejeans…"

    "Can I have a bite of your sandwich…"

    Teetosugars
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    That cracking track with J Shaun & Wickerman..

    Feel about you…. Became Phil the Badger..

    Nailin & Kane – Beachball..

    People get ready- Be f*cking ready… 😳

    waynekerr
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    Journey, Don't stop believing

    smelly wine and sheep perfume…

    TheSouthernYeti
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    What's that song by the Verve about the trucks not working?

    mastiles_fanylion
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    My wife always thought Feed the World was Freedom, Whooaa!

    B.A.Nana
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    Massage in a brothel -The Police

    Grimy
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    "whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her?" – Feel it by The Tamperer featuring Maya.

    WTF? The thing with this one being that I think those are the actual words, but suspect something got lost in translation? 😯

    slimtubing
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    Bohemian rhapsody: as a small child I thought he wanted to be spared from his warm sausages.

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