I've had about 4 mid life crisis's so far.
The first one involved dirt jumping, I think that one ended with many broken ribs.
Then I had another one that involved skateboarding, that one ended with a broken leg.
Then I had a great idea about buying a sports car. That one ended with a broken bank balance.
The current one I'm having isn't nearly as much fun as the others and just seems to result in a broken samuri as I spiral further and further into a black depression. Ho hum.
Actually I want a motorbike next.