Learn to speak like Mark Datz

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Learn to speak like Mark Datz
Harry_the_Spider
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IMM A 43 YEAR OLD WHO LIEVS WIT HIS MUM PRAT3NDNG 2 B DOWN WIT TEH KIDS!11!! OMG WTF LOL[/i]

Posted 14 years ago

neilsonwheels
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init.!

Posted 14 years ago

brant
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I saw that cross country Saracen in MBUK with Manitou forks.

Posted 14 years ago

Pigface
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Mark who?

Posted 14 years ago

al_f
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H3Y DONT TAEK TEH PIS OUT OF MARK!!!1111

Posted 14 years ago

simonralli2
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It will be quite fun when we all finally find out which one of us is Mark, but yeah, there have been some very funny lines I have to say which I have enjoyed 😀

Posted 14 years ago

M6TTF
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Y, is it coz ee's a bonefydey idjeet?

Posted 14 years ago

duntstick
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ALAS POR YORIK!!1!11!1 OMG WTF I NU HIM HORATIO A F3LOW
OF INFINIET J3ST OF MOST AXCELENT FANCY HE HATH
BORN3 ME ON HIS BAK A THOUSAND TIEMS AND NOW HOW
ABHORAD IN MAH IMAGINATION IT IS!!1! WTF LOL MAH GORG3 RIMS AT
IT!!11!! HER3 HUNG THOSE LIPS TAHT I HAEV KISAD I KNOW
NOT HOW OFT1!1!11 WHERE B UR GIEBS NOW??!!!?! OMG UR??!!!?! WTF UR SONGS?!!?!!?!! OMG UR FLASH3S OF MERIEMNT
TAHT WER3 WONT 2 SET TEH TABL3 ON A ROAR???!!!? OMG NOT ONA
NOW 2 MOK UR OWN GRINNG?!!???! OMG LOL QUIET CHAP-FALAN
NOW?!?!!???! OMG WTF GET U 2 MAH LADYS CHMBR AND TEL H3R LET
HER PANET AN INCH THIK 2 THIS FAVOUR SHA MUST
COM3 MAEK H3R LAUGH AT TAHT!111 OMG LOL

Posted 14 years ago

adamdv8
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Shakespeare as written by MD:

2 B OR NOT 2 B – TAHT IS TEH QU3STION
WHETHER TIS NOBE IN TEH MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNE
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG 3ND TH3M!1111 LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE – AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WA AND
TEH HEARTACH3 AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLASH IS HEIR 2 – ‘TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHAD!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP P3RCHANC3 2 DR3M111!1!11 OMG AY THEIR TEH RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DEATH WUT DREMS MAY COME
WHEN WA HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL

Excellent

Posted 14 years ago

flippinheckler
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Yawn!

Posted 14 years ago

Drac
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You mean.

YAWN!!!11!! OMG

Posted 14 years ago

DezB
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See, what I can't work out with Mark, is that he can't seem to spell ANYTHING! I mean, surely that can't be real?
I want him to be for real though cos its funnier that way. 🙂

Posted 14 years ago

snowslave
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HI I HAD A RILLY NIEC RIED AROUND PARTS OF CLAEDRDAEL THIS MORNNG ON MAH BICYCLA WIT A COUPLA OF FREINDS1!111!!! OMG WTF LOL Y AT ONE POINT W3 EVAN PAUSAD 2 PLAY ON A SWNG111!!111 LOL IT WAS TRULY FANTASTIC AND BAK FOR DINAR TIEM 21!1!!! OMG LOL

Posted 14 years ago